Diabolik Lovers ~ Sakamaki Kanato ~

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Sakamaki Kanato (逆巻 カナト)
CV: Kaji Yuuki (梶 裕貴)

(Here’s Kanato.. the psychotically insane screaming satanic demon baby Σ(^∀^;).. while I loved Kaji Yuuki’s voice and range in the CD, I absolutely loathe Kanato’s character. I wish I could have set his teddy bear on fire and kicked it out a window.

Also, I’m sorry for the lower quality of this translation but his long monologues were really difficult to understand Orz. His way of speaking is really difficult to get across as well, it’s like sarcastically polite).

Kanato: *door opens* Hm? You’re.. awake. What’s with your spaced-out look. Don’t you have something to say to me?

[00:23]K: Hah? Good morning? You’re completely wrong. Did you think that I came here, out of my way, just to see you? I can see that you’re curious about how quickly I came here.

[00:44]K: Heh, right? I’m glad. I’m relieved that you aren’t conceited..

He goes on to talk about how he views conceited woman as nothing. There are a lot of human women like that and it pisses him off. And so that’s why he also hates sloppy, messy, annoying women. Asks if you knew the way he thought about those kinds of women.

[01:22]K: Hehe, that’s not right. I’m not talking about you.

For him it’s just a bit of undirected hatred and so he doesn’t have anyone specific in mind. He’s just complaining about it.

[01:37]K: You think so too, don’t you? That there are a lot of humans like that. If I lived with a person like that.. I wouldn’t be able to stand it. I don’t even want to imagine it.

[01:54]K: What kind of person would be nice? Hmm, that’s right. A person who shuts up and quietly obeys me like a doll would be the best kind of human. Any other type of person shouldn’t be allowed to live, don’t you think so?

[02:13]Talks about how the chances of finding another person like you is zero. He wouldn’t want that kind of person to die so then he asks you not to run away from him please.

[02:40]K: What? That’s impossible? Ahah, there’s no such thing. You just have to talk about only what I say you can talk about. But in the first place, I have no interest in whatever you have to say.

[02:58]K: I’ll say it bluntly, I don’t want your opinion. Do you understand?.. Eh?.. What if it’s not an opinion? Do you want to talk to me that badly?.. Hmm?.. Then I suppose you can talk a little, although in the end it won’t be anything profound.

[03:27]K: And if turns out to be something boring then.. at that point.. I’ll give you “comfort” with these hands. (As in he’ll kill you).

[03:37]K: Hm?.. What is it?.. Oh yes, we got a little off-topic. What were we talking about?.. Oh yes yes, first there was something you were supposed to say to me. How about it? Do you know what I’m talking about?

[04:03]K: You don’t know?.. Really?.. Hmmm.. Ahaha.. Teddy~ just now did you hear that? This person is such an idiot~.. her head is completely empty, ne? *giggles*

[04:24]K: The inside is filled with cotton just like you.. Hmm? If she doesn’t understand I should tell her?.. *giggles* That’s right.. It’s awfully irritating, but stupid people need explanations or they’ll never understand, ne?

[04:49]K: Hey. You should thank Teddy for my kindness. It’s because of Teddy’s words that I’m going out of my way to tell you. Without it, I would definitely not be doing this bothersome thing.

[05:05]K: Look, hurry up and give your thanks. Kneel before me and Teddy and say “Thank you very much”… hurry it up. What are you hesitating for? If you don’t want to do it on the floor then you can do it on the bed, I don’t mind because I’m just that tolerant.

[05:25]In exchange for doing it on the bed, he wants you to bow until your head touches the bed. Tells you to do it right now. *you kneel and do it*

[05:35]K: Yes yes.. *giggles* while like that, now please say your thanks. “Thank you very much, Kanato-kun and Teddy” like that..

[05:52]K: *giggles* Yes. It’s a very clumsy thanks, but you managed to pass the bare minimum.

Talks about how watching you obey his orders like that without a complaint makes you seem like his cute doll. Asks if being his doll is irresistible.

[06:30]K: Ahh, you’re staggering. Why did you get up? Hah, you’re a complete idiot aren’t you? Eheh.. What? Is there something you want to say to me?.. That’s right, you don’t.

[06:50]Reminds you that he already told you he has no interest in your opinions.

[07:00]K: Ahh.. your face is ghastly pale.. a very terrible pallor. Why is your blood so thick.. that’s your blood’s only merit. Such a terrible condition.. it shouldn’t happen, ne?

[07:23]K: Eh? What you were supposed to say to me? Ah.. you still don’t understand? It can’t be helped.. if you’re that curious then I suppose I’ll tell you.. “Thank you for bringing me here, Kanato-kun. I’m sorry for causing you trouble”.

[07:48]K: Isn’t that right? When you returned you collapsed in the entryway from anemia.. Since everyone was out I thought about leaving you there in the entryway.. but I was curious about something.

[08:12]K: Eh? Just now you remember collapsing from anemia? Then.. up until now you didn’t even know why you were sleeping in your room?.. *sighs* How much of a fool are you? If that’s the case why didn’t you ask for an explanation?

[08:39]He thought you were a rude person who wouldn’t thank someone and apologize for causing them trouble. But if you were really like that he wouldn’t care either. That situation can be swiftly rectified. But no matter how terrible your personality is, he won’t throw you away. Because that’s how fine of a quality your blood and soul are.

[09:12]K: The only good point you have.. there’s nothing other than that.

[09:19]Then he talks about how he has no interest in the blood or souls of other humans. There hasn’t been any other human than you who possesses these qualities. Humans really have a worthless existence to him. He goes on to insult humans some more and then talks about what a nice face you’re making. But the assessment of other humans shouldn’t bother you.

[09:55]K: The only reason you’re living is for demonic beings, for vampires, for me.. ne? Don’t you think so?

[10:06]Tells you to feel relieved, because before you die every last drop of your sweet blood will go to him. Asks if you’re happy about that and assumes that you are. Tells you he’ll treasure your soul and under his control you’ll just be a doll.

[10:31]K: How about it? Just thinking about it makes you happy, right?… You can express your happiness in this special moment.. Hm? Why are you staying silent.. You’re so happy that you can’t find your words?.. *laughs* That must be it right? A human has never received this privilege before.

[11:01]K: Hey, by the way, I just realized.. thinking about it, it’d be more convenient for me if you were dead rather than alive.. *pins you* *giggles* What’s wrong?.. You want me to let go right now right?..

[11:28]Asks if you’re not just hiding the fact that you want him to touch you.

[11:35]K: *soft voice* Am I wrong? But.. then why are you moving around so much then?.. You’re scared? Why?.. Even though I said that your blood and soul has a use to me? *sighs* I don’t understand.

[11:58]Tells you that a dying is sweet in a pleasurable sense. And that being by his side for eternity on this peaceful night should fill you with absolute happiness. Then he realizes that you might be afraid of the pain right before death.

[12:12]K: Ah, or is it that you’re afraid of the pain in the moment before death? *giggles* Don’t worry~ I won’t make it THAT painful.. Even though I love giving people pain.. in any case your screams will hurt my ears. I said it already, but I really hate noisy things.

[12:47]When he hears things like screams he just wants to tear their throat out. But if he does that then he’ll be wasting blood unnecessarily.

[13:00]K: If I can, I’d like to avoid having to do that. That’s why, I won’t do anything painful. So please relax.. Look, there’s nothing to be afraid of now right? Right? You think so too right?

[13:20]K: Even still.. you.. *shaky voice* have such a scared face.. *sniffles* I don’t like that.. I’m hurt.. *sniffles* Apologize right now.. If you don’t.. I… *sobs* I… might kill you for making me feel so sad.. just an “I’m sorry” won’t work, you know!.. *sobs* Do you realize much you hurt my feelings?

[14:09]K: I’m really.. offended *sniffles* Why can’t my actions reach this person.. *sniffles* How irritating..

[14:25]Tells you that if you’re not going to apologize for your mean actions then you need to give him something. *voice returns to normal* Tells you not to treat him like an idiot, because he doesn’t want a half-hearted recompense. He wants you to give him something better.

[15:00]K: Hmm.. you’re offering your blood to me? I see.. with this the others easily got your blood too didn’t they?.. As I thought.. disgusting.. It’s nothing, I didn’t say anything. Maybe you’re hearing things?

[15:28]K: Above else, as I thought, you’re really stupid aren’t you?.. But it’s true.. You collapsed from anemia.

[15:42]Talks about how terrible your pallor still is and yet you still offer your blood to him. Asks if you understand what will happen to you if he drinks your blood to his heart’s content. *irritated* Tells you not to answer because he doesn’t want to hear it and it’s obvious. Calls you a genuine imbecile. Talks about how you’re always offering your blood without a thought like it’s an everyday occurrence.

[16:17]K: You’ve offered your blood to others, haven’t you?.. Ahh.. it makes me furious.. Anyway, have you realized why you collapsed from anemia? *angry* You’re anemic because you gave too much of your blood to the others.

[16:41]K: That’s not true?.. Heh, I wonder about that.. you are extremely unconvincing.. because.. look *rustling*

[16:57]K: The moment you collapsed I noticed this.. you have puncture wounds on your neck.. two red holes.. and over here too.. here too.. Ahh.. here as well..

[17:17]It’s obvious to him that you didn’t do that yourself and the cause is other vampires. Then he politely asks you to tell him who were the vampires who did this.

[17:40]K: *left ear* It’s not that I’m going to think of doing something, I would just like to know who made you collapse from anemia and inconvienced me.. Exactly who decided to harm my property?.. Ne?.. You’ll tell me right? *you struggle away*

[18:10]K: You’re going resist me again? *angry* Why!? IF I TOLD YOU TO TELL ME THEN YOU SHOULD JUST HONESTLY TELL ME! Yet.. why don’t you LISTEN TO MY WORDS!? EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE A DAMN HUMAN, YOU’RE STILL GOING TO DEFY ME?! *heavy breathing* I won’t permit this.. HURRY UP AND SAY IT.. NE, SAY IT!

[18:48]K: *sobs* Why?… *sobs* Why will you not listen to my request? *crying* I just want to know who’s drinking your blood *crying* *rustling* What? *sniffles* What are you trying to do patting my head? Could it be.. that you’re trying to comfort me?.. With this?

[19:32]K: *flat voice* Are you treating me like a fool? Stop it… Eh? “What happened to the crying”? You have to ask such a worthless question? How irritating.. You don’t even understand that?.. You are a REAL idiot.

[19:59]K: Did you hear that Teddy? As I thought this person is an unredeemable idiot. She even decided to touch me overfamiliarly for my sake.. how mistaken she was! *giggles* It makes you want to laugh doesn’t it? *giggles*

[20:23]K: Hm? What’s wrong? Ahh.. is it your anemia again? Your pallor is really terrible, isn’t it?.. Ah.. I just remembered. There’s food for you, but I didn’t prepare it for your sake.. I want delicious blood and so I prepared the food for my sake.. You’ll eat it right?

[20:55]K: Honestly, I’d rather tell you to get it but it appears to be impossible for you in your current condition.. It can’t be helped, I’ll bring it. Be grateful.

*door opens* *he grabs the tray*

[21:15]K: It’s turned a little cold but.. of course you don’t need anything extravagant right? I have no interest in your food, so I wasn’t sure what you would like but.. this should be more than enough right?

[21:33]Starting from the right he lists things like liver, edible seaweed (hijiki), and parsley.

[21:40]K: What’s with that expression? The food isn’t to your liking? Heh, what are you saying? These are things that when a human eats it will boost their health. There’s nothing in here that is inedible. Could it be.. that you thought I would cook you something? Don’t get any ideas, *irritated* why would you think that I would go so far for you?

[22:13]K: It’s more than enough that I chose only foods that are high in iron, right?.. Are you trying to displease me?.. That’s enough, hurry up and eat it. All of it.. That way your face won’t look as pale.. It’s irritating to continue seeing your pallor like that. Hurry up and eat it.

*you start eating it*

[22:43]K: Yes, that’s right. Just stay silent and eat it. I’ve been enduring the fact that you’re not good food with your blood as thin as it is.. Is it delicious? I don’t mind if you answer honestly.. It’s not tasty? Hmm.. Well, that’s true since it’s only for boosting your health..

[23:14]K: But you’ll have to bear through it and finish it all, because you’re in no position to refuse my food.. *giggles* That painful face.. is so nice~.. but I don’t wish to be involved again in a situation like this. Do you understand?

[23:40]K: Do you really understand? In other words, I’m telling you that you gave too much of your blood to others..

[23:50]Talks about how you don’t seem to understand your situation living alone in a household of vampires. Asks if you’re so idiotic that you can’t comprehend him, but he already had the feeling that you wouldn’t be able to comprehend him. If this continues you’re going to collapse again from anemia. Anyone can see that you don’t have enough blood.

[24:22]K: That is why I am telling you to stop giving your blood away.. You are much too submissive to that person.. How indecent.. You should be submissive to me only, isn’t that right? Because you’re my property.

[24:46]K: Eh? You haven’t been offering your blood to anyone?.. Hmm? Are you trying to say that you resisted? But the result is the same. In either case, too much of your blood was drunk. In other words, the act of resistance is meaningless.

[25:12]Calls you an incompetent person who can’t even refuse properly. You have no strength whatsoever and looking at you offends him.

[25:28]K: As I thought.. it might be best if you were dead.. right? Will you not die for me right now?.. If you do that then you won’t experience the pain of collapsing from anemia anymore. Not one drop of your delicious blood would be given to the others.. because I’ll drink it all.

[25:57]K: *left ear* That’s why.. ne? Won’t you please die? *you drop your fork* *giggles* What are you trembling for? You dropped your fork.

[26:11]He’s not satisfied with the amount you ate. Then he comments on how you can’t possible be refusing his food. Or is it that you want him to feed you? Too bad, but he has no intentions of doing such a troublesome thing. He tells you to eat on your own.

[26:42]K: Your pallor is still terrible, you know. You’re likely to collapse again like this.. Which reminds me.. you still haven’t answered my previous question..

*reaches out to grab you*

[27:00]K: After being bitten, who do you belong to? No wait, I’m asking the wrong question aren’t I? Who are you most obligated towards? Just who do you want to give your blood to the most?.. It’s not me, is it?.. Is it Ayato? Or Subaru? I’m wrong? Then Laito? Reiji? Shu is.. the most probable one, but it doesn’t seem like him. But it could unexpectedly be him.

[27:50]K: That is also wrong? Really?.. Then who is it?.. There’s no one? *angry* DON’T LIE! ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING FROM ME? I WON’T ALLOW IT! IF I TOLD YOU TO SAY IT THEN YOU SHOULD JUST SAY IT! Who exactly do you want to suck your blood?! WHY IS THAT? Are you thinking of offering your blood to him?! OVER ME!?

[28:27]K: *heavy breathing/sniffling* Say it.. Why can’t you listen to my words? *crying* What? You don’t understand? Are you lying again? *sniffles* It’s not a lie? The one you want to offer your blood most to.. is me?

[28:59]K: *flat/normal voice* That’s not a lie, right?.. Yes? Yes, that’s right. That was just act, after all you wouldn’t be able to hurt my feelings. Is there a problem? “Unfair”? *giggles* The one who was tricked is at fault.. you should consider being more doubtful of others. That way you won’t get stuck with having to give your blood to this and that person.

[29:35]K: Right Teddy? That blood should only be given to me.. to give her blood away so easily to the others.. I won’t forgive that..


[29:53]K: Hey.. ARE YOU LISTENING!? *smashing things* Don’t act so carefree like that.. LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TALK!.. I’m not talking about Teddy, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? *heavy breathing* Give me an answer.. ANSWER ME! Say that I’m the only one you want to give blood to! That way.. THE OTHERS WON’T COME NEAR YOUR NECK WITH THEIR FANGS. That.. MAKES ME FURIOUS!!

*heavy panting*

[30:26]K: .. I won’t allow this… I WON’T ALLOW THIS. Your blood is MINE ONLY.. *smashes* *panting*

[30:43]Asks if you’re only like this to him and if you’re trying to lead him on. He becomes frenzied and delusional about how you want him to hit you and break you. He talks about how he knows you like him like this. About how you want him to strangle you and bite you.

[31:15]He’ll grant any of these wishes for you. Because you always give him your blood kindly and with a gentle expression. And he thinks that he should grant you your wish.

[31:35]K: Such a bad girl.. why is your neck trembling? You don’t need to put on an act.. I understand everything. You want me to tell you that you’re more important to me than Teddy, right?.. Ahah.. I would never say that. I don’t think I could lie well on something I’ve never thought about.

[32:11]K: Now.. Let me please see your face.. *very soft* How’s your complexion? Ahh.. It’s considerably better now.. Hnn.. such a wonderful smell as well.. *smells you* your blood has thickened..

[32:35]K: In order to offer me your blood, you endured and ate all the terrible food right?.. Good girl.. Doing such a brave thing, I think of you as being pitifully sweet.. Please be like that only around me. Since you’re only doing this for me, there’s no need to do it for the others.

[33:03]K: *flat voice* If you understand, then answer.. *softly* Yes.. *giggles* good girl, good girl.. Hm? What’s wrong? You’re shivering.. Ahaha.. are you cold? It can’t be.. that you’re afraid. You won’t say such a mean thing right? If you say that, then you do know how much you’ll hurt me right?

[33:40]K: There’s nothing to be afraid of about me. After all, I’m taking into consideration your feelings and wishes.. Ahaha.. I’m so kind, aren’t I? *giggles* Because it’s your wish, I will be drinking your blood like this..

[34:04]K: I understood it the moment you collapsed in front of me, that like this you weren’t anything useful to me. How pitiable.. you are.. It made you lonely, right? Then you should have said something~.. Just to get my attention you went to the others and gave them your blood.. You’re a REALLY bad child, aren’t you?

[34:37]He thinks it’s the worst for you to have been bitten by the other vampires, but the fact that you went so far as to dirty yourself like that to get his attention gives him cruel amusement.

[35:05]K: How filthy~.. really.. Teddy, don’t you think so as we-.. Teddy? *shaky* How cruel.. Teddy’s arm.. is ripped.. you can see the cotton.. this.. is mean.. for you to do this to Teddy..

[35:35]K: WHY DID YOU DO THIS? *sobs* Is it because you want me to bite you? For that reason you decided to rip my precious Teddy’s ARM OFF?! *sobs* What? I did it when I was throwing things around?

[36:02]K: *flat voice* What.. exactly are you saying? I.. wouldn’t.. BE THAT RECKLESS TO MY PRECIOUS TEDDY!! *smashes* *sobs* AS I THOUGHT YOU’RE REALLY THE WORST!

[36:21]Calls you a liar. Then says that he won’t be blamed for killing you by drinking all your blood, because of this. Screams about how anyone who hears about your death will know you’re to blame for it.

[36:42]K: *shaky normal voice* Do you.. want to die by having me drink all your blood? No? But you lied. It’s a lie about how I did this to Teddy with my recklessness.. Eh? You’re apologizing? As I thought.. you’re saying that you were the one who ripped Teddy’s arm then?.. You’re finally admitting to it, right?


[37:18]Talks about how he knew you were the one who did it. Then tells you that you should have been honest and apologized from the start. *giggles*

[37:44]K: Hm? What’s wrong? Just when your blood was returning to you, your face is pale again. *giggles* Although I do understand why your face is like that.. right now, you smell delicious.

[38:06]K: A sweet smell is rising up from your bare skin.. *giggles* Somehow.. I’m feeling hungry.. I’m already giving into temptation.. did you know? *he closes the door*


[38:35]K: The time for a vampire to suck blood is approaching.. *shaky breathing* it can’t be helped that your throat looks charming.. Just like you’re thinking, I’m going to bite you there.

[38:58]K: As I thought.. enduring the sight of a delicious food in front of me every day is poison to my body..

[39:12]He finds it really irritating that you have bite marks all over you and he’ll have to cover them all up with new ones. Assumes you want him to cover your neck in new bite marks.


[39:48]K: Not even biting and just licking your bare skin.. I can taste your hot sweetness.. *licks*

[40:10]K: Really.. it’s delicious.. I’m tasting you now.. *sucking/gulping*

[40:40]K: Amazing.. Really.. Your blood is driving me crazy..

[40:52]Tells you that your blood is now flowing inside of him. And it’s as if your blood was made for him.

[41:08]K: It’s delicious. *sucking* This flavor.. is your flavor.. your swe~et flavor.. it can’t be helped that I’m tempted.. I won’t stop no matter how full I am.

[41:45]K: *slurping* Your blood is for my sake only. *sucking* Oh right.. those remaining unsightly marks on your skin, I’ll erase them with my fangs. Aren’t you happy? Yes, you are aren’t you?.. I’ll leave proof that you are mine only. Not just on your neck, but the rest of your body too.

[42:29]K: Where do you want me to bite next?.. Your breasts? What an indecent girl.. *giggles* Very well.. *sucking*

[42:57]K: Your beautiful skin is completely visible.. *giggles* Right now, I’ll compliment you that much. *sucking*

[43:18]K: It’s best if you continue to cutely beg me like that.. *licking* Now there’s only beautiful bite marks left behind.. the proof that you’re mine, ahaha.. It suits you.. exceedingly.

[43:50]K: Ahh.. the blood from your neck is sliding down your back, please turn around.. I’ll lick it all off.. Heh, the area around your neck is dyed red. It feels like your life is flowing down. *licking*

[44:24]K: Your nape is tempting me.. It’s wonderfully arousing.. It also smells delicious.. *inhaling* But.. your nape also has marks left behind by someone.. How filthy.. I won’t forgive them for putting it in such a hidden place.

[45:05]K: *bites* Hahaha! Did that hurt? You screamed very loudly.. but.. my heart hurts more..

[45:19]Tells you that you’re in no position to complain when you’re carrying the marks of another and so you should bear with it. *bites* Tells you that if you remain silent then his good mood might be returned.

[45:55]K: Good.. with this all the marks from the others have been erased it seems.. Aren’t you happy? *giggles* At any rate, with your skirt turned up like this and your shirt opened.. you really are a dirty girl, aren’t you? Letting me see this appearance of yours.. it’s as if you’re begging me for more.

[46:38]K: Here, please face this way again.. there’s some blood on your fingers. Please give me your hand. I don’t want to waste a single drop of your blood. *slurps*

[47:06]K: What’s wrong? What’s with that expression? Biting you.. sucking your blood.. those aren’t enough to satisfy you? Ahahaha.. I guess so.. you can’t be satisfied with just this now..

[47:32]K: What do you want?.. Heh? You want me to touch you? Ahaha.. Even though you’re just food, you certainly beg with a cute voice. *giggles* *slurps*

[48:00]K: You don’t want me to pull your clothes up? Ah, I see.. but it’s not like I’m going to listen to all your words.. Instead of just begging me, how about you guide my hands yourself?..

[48:23]Mentions something about how he’s indifferent to what you do with your body, even if you were to try and strangle him.

[48:48]K: The area between your fingers is also delicious.. Heh.. Please don’t make such a lewd sound.. *sucking* At this rate.. you might die by having all your blood sucked out.

[49:17]K: You’re wishing for yourself to become that, aren’t you? My.. doll.


[49:48]K: Open your eyes and look at me properly. *kisses you* With you being in such a trance, shall I bite your tongue? *sucking*

[50:25]K: Your tongue.. is delicious. I want to drink all of the sweet blood in your mouth.. and your body, stained sweetly in red, will be eaten. Can you imagine that?

[50:54]He’s getting shivers of thrill by noticing that you’re very dazed as if you were becoming addicted to him. *sucking/groaning*

[51:37]K: I can’t help but look forward to the day that I kill you like that.. Won’t you quietly die just for me? *giggles* Nodding so honestly.. it makes me happy. Such a good girl.. I like honest girls. *giggles*

[52:00]K: For you specially, I’ll let you ask something more of me. *sweetly* Go ahead.. What is it? You want me to bite your breasts more?.. Very well.. your breasts.. *bites*

[52:34]K: Your shirt is getting in the way again. Strip off everything. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about now.. Hmm.. next is.. over here should be fine right? Your soft side.. is absolutely tempting.

[53:06]K: Do you feel good?.. I feel very good.. Hehe.. You aren’t the same human from before.. your face, body, your whole body is red.. Your soul is shining from pleasure..

[53:38]K: It’s that pleasurable to have me drink your blood, isn’t it? It’s useless to deny it.. your overflowing blood is conveying your pleasure to me. *slurps* Look, your blood isn’t thinking about anything but how it wants me to continue drinking it.

[54:14]K: Your ears are also bright red.. they’re very sensitive.. I like honest girls.. Next.. I’ll bite your ear. *biting*

[54:45]K: Your body is trembling greatly.. can you feel it?.. your ears are sensitive, aren’t they?.. It seems you can be cute from time to time..

[55:06]K: From your ear.. to the back of your neck.. *slurping* Look.. your body is trembling again.. *groaning*

[55:35]K: The ear.. is a little hard, isn’t it?.. Ah.. It’s bleeding. *slurping* The blood here is also delicious.

[56:01]K: You’re.. extremely happy right now, aren’t you? Even I understand that. Here, please face this way. *kissing* *sucking*

[56:27]K: Be happy.. Tonight, I’ll grant your wishes and continue to bite you everywhere on your body as well as making you feel good.. Ahah.. Don’t worry. There’s still food left over in case you feel anemic again.

[56:55]K: If you collapse.. I’ll wait for your blood to replenish.. As my doll I want to drink your blood only when it’s most delicious.. *biting*

[57:23]K: Don’t worry.. I’ll wait for you that much.. In any case, the night is such a long thing anyway.. Ahaha.. Now.. Where do you want me to bite next? Please say it.. Deeply, strongly.. I will gouge out (tear open) your skin *slurping*.

68 thoughts on “Diabolik Lovers ~ Sakamaki Kanato ~

    Suzumiya Bren' said:
    April 12, 2013 at 12:39

    Hi there!! Thank you so much for your translation!! ^^ I was wondering if I could use it to translate it into spanish??

    Once again thank you for your hard work!! :3

      Ilinox responded:
      April 13, 2013 at 16:38

      Hello hello and you’re welcome :3 I don’t mind if you translate it into Spanish as long as I’m credited for the original. Although, I thought I saw some other people translating these tracks into another language /o\ have you checked? Aww, haha, thank you and good luck on your translations!

        Suzumiya Bren' said:
        April 18, 2013 at 17:17

        Of course I’ll give you the proper credit :3 Thanks!! ^-^ I’ll give it a check anyway!!

        Suzumiya Bren' said:
        May 6, 2013 at 11:08

        Hi there!! Just dropping by to show you the translation I made so you see that I gave you the proper credit ^u^
        Thanks a lot again for letting me use your translations!! :D

    yuki said:
    March 21, 2013 at 02:50

    thank you so much for these wonderful translations!! I’ve been searching for it a really long time since (i know how strange this sounds but) Kanato is my favourite of all the brothers.. even though he’s a completely mess up :x so again, thank you for the translations!

      Ilinox responded:
      March 24, 2013 at 00:34

      You’re very welcome! Aha, the best thing about otome games and all these different guys is that there’s one for everyone! I know a friend who also loves Kanato, so don’t feel alone~! Thank you for reading and commenting! I promise you I’ll try to get Kanato vs. Reiji’s CD translation out soon too!

    Anya said:
    March 19, 2013 at 03:45

    I wasn’t really interested in Diabolik Lovers, at all. But I guess they are really popular and people say that it has an interesting story, so I decided to give it a shot. An also it has pretty good voice actors, Haha.
    Thank you for translating! It’s been so hard to understand them -____- it’s like my japanese got even worse.
    And Kaji Yuuki is so amazing, I just hate this brat, but the voice is really something. Even though I heard him in a lot of works, I couldn’t imagine that he’s THAT good!

    I’ve been thinking the same about burning his teddy bear. lol
    It’s all so awkward how they turned into sadistic psychos only because of their mom being such a huge bitch, I even feel bad for these guys. (Hope I don’t sound strange).

      Ilinox responded:
      March 21, 2013 at 01:59

      In my opinion the “interesting story” part only applies to the game ;;; the drama CDs are more like pure fanservice for the voices at least. Yui acts very different in the CDs compared to how she acts in the game, simply because of the way these two different media work.

      You’re welcome :3 spoken speech without any text makes it kind of hard sometimes, haha, especially when they’re yelling and screaming like Kanato here. I totally agree with his talent and it doesn’t surprise me that he was #1 for best actor! (DOWN WITH THE TEDDY BEAR).

      Haha, it’s not strange or awkward at all! I’m a Psychology major so it’s not surprising how traumatic or stressful events can influence a child so much like this. Diabolik Lovers (the game) does a very good job at straddling the line between making the guys sympathetic, but still detestable. You want to feel bad for them, but it’s also clear that what they’re doing is really wrong.

        Anya said:
        April 7, 2013 at 03:38

        Oh, I don’t really know about the Drama Cd’s much, I only read about the game in the internet. And the main character kind of bugs me, after Amnesia, I thought that there is no character that would make me feel awkward even more, maybe I’m too picky or something. I’m not saying that the Heroine in Amnesia has a bad personality or something, you can understand her pretty well, since our memories build up our character, and I guess it was easier to blend the players personality with the plain main character. I think I’m just used to blend myself with a character that already has a personality, than the other way. But this Yui girl….uh, well, I haven’t played the game, so it’s my first impression, but I sometimes feel like she’s acting too dumb. Yeah, sorry. I might change my mind after the anime, as I said, this is only a first impression.
        Yeah…I didn’t quite say it the way I wanted, haha, sorry, my poor english. I actually understand that part, parents play a huge role in the child’s world. As with families that brake apart, especially boys. If they don’t have a father, they don’t know how they should act in the society or with other people; If they don’t have a mother, they kind of grow too slow, or how do you say it. Yeah, I watch too much Dexter, lol.

        Ilinox responded:
        April 13, 2013 at 17:27

        Oh, that’s surprising, haha! You thought she was dumb after reading about the game as well? In my opinion, I thought Yui presents herself rather strongly in the game ;;; especially in Kanato’s route. She’s just an average girl trying her best to survive in a house of sadistic and twisted vampires who are infinitely stronger and superior compared to her.

        I almost want to place all the blame for the guys’ awful personalities on Cordelia. She pretty much has a part to play in all of their pasts and it’s because of her awful mothering skills that they all grew up like this ;;;.

    celestermoon said:
    December 5, 2012 at 05:23

    Someone give an award to Kaji Yuuki for voice acting KanatoXD perfect Yandere!

      Ilinox responded:
      December 9, 2012 at 17:58

      I know right!? The way he switches from crying to emotionless to screaming blows my mind..

    Lalani said:
    June 25, 2012 at 05:17

    AH-HA!!! He’s the last person to listen and I really salute Kaji Yuki in playing his role as Kanato, I really like this seiyuu here very much. He did a split personality very well.
    After listening I would say Raito frighten me much than Kanato. Even though Kanato is kinda mentally crazy, maybe I have been prepared myself to listen and when it’s about to come next…XD

      Ilinox responded:
      June 26, 2012 at 19:16

      They both seem far more dangerous than the rest of their brothers, but Raito would probably kill you for fun while Kanato would try to manipulate you first.. at least that’s the feeling I get from these two.

      But YES! Kaji Yuki did such an amazing job here! The voice changing was amazing xDD;; he really sounds like he’s going to cry and then he’s all deadpan and cold rage.

    Lirin said:
    June 15, 2012 at 01:40

    The voice actor did a really good job on Kanato! I think it’s weird to say this but I liked his screaming and flat tone voice. His character didn’t really phase me as much as I was led to believe. His character is a little mild compared to one of my family members.

    I’m not the type who is into the M role, but I really like these cd dramas! (/≧▽≦)/ Thank you very much for translating them! Or else over the summer I would have to take classes just to try and understand what they say (●ω●)

      Ilinox responded:
      June 15, 2012 at 17:11

      I totally agree with how Kaji Yuuki nailed this character so well with all his voice changing and inflections! Wow.. I can’t even imagine how living with that family member must be if s/he is even worse than Kanato /o\.

      You’re welcome~! I like how they did these drama CDs too, since they’re so unique and novel.

    luciaantemis said:
    June 10, 2012 at 12:06

    I kinda feel lonely because I actually loved Kanato xD I must say I expected worse than it is in reality… I agree, Kaji-san did an awesome job ! :3 But anyway, Kanato is surely a wonderful paranoid scary guy/child. The Teddy part was just… er, don’t even need to mention it. But to me he sounded sometimes painful, like he truly liked the heroine, and suffered from her indifference (maybe ?). His jealousy was also cute~ And his sobs just broke my heart. I didn’t want to go away from my comp at least 1 minute while listening to it… but I guess he has an irritating side.

    Anyway, thanks a lot for your wonderful job !

      Ilinox responded:
      June 10, 2012 at 13:49

      I’m sure there are others out there that like Kanato as well! I’ve seen some pretty cosplays of him around the net (・ω\). The beauty about having 6 ドS vampires is that there’ll be one type for someone, hopefully.

      I felt like his crying was too manipulative or selfish for me. It reminds me too much of children who cry when they don’t get what they want (this is why I hate children xD;;). But now that you say it, it does seem like Kanato is really insecure. He seems to be trying really hard to get the heroine to only look at him or let him drink her blood.

      You’re welcome~! I hope you enjoy the other brothers!

        luciaantemis said:
        June 11, 2012 at 04:39

        I hope so ! Yes, that’s for sure. I was afraid at the beginning that some of them would be very similar to each other. But in fact it’s really not the case, they’re all different somehow… Even if they’re all insane.
        Yeah, maybe he is. No, he IS manipulative.
        xD Haha, I also hate children ! That’s why it’s weird to love Kanato… But anyway, I still have to hear the last 3 brothers, and I’m very curious, especially Shuu, because like many I love his look :3 But right now I must first finish to study xD Yay!~

    Euryx said:
    March 12, 2012 at 22:18

    I’ve just skimmed through the post since I don’t want to be fully reminded of Kanato. ^^;; He’s a brat through and through. My reaction is mostly ಠ_ಠ , ヽ(`Д´)ノ, and ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \ especially the Teddy part. I swear I LOLed hard on that part. I was like, ‘you deserve iiiiit!’ But I guess I wouldn’t be able to react like that when I’m face with a vampire xD;; The good part is his voice. I could go (ღˇ◡ˇ)~♥ just for Kaji’s voice. I think this the first time I really liked his voice (or I’m just not paying attention before xD).

      Ilinox responded:
      March 12, 2012 at 22:29


      I don’t blame you, even I don’t dare to re-read Kanato ww I had an absolute troll face on when he was sobbing over his Teddy, but you’re completely right *sobs* I wouldn’t be able to do that if I were face-to-face with him. I’ll just have to content myself with imagining his Teddy being thrown into the oven Ψ(`∀´)Ψ!

      wwww did you like Kaji’s voice acting here or the pitch that he used? I used to be neutral to his voice, but now I’m in awe with how amazing he sounded in here. I still dislike Kanato’s voice though because it brings up bad memories Orz;; but I ABSOLUTELY ADORE RATH’S VOICE~ come out faster BWS!! /bricked

    tach-sama said:
    March 10, 2012 at 21:51

    lol btw, I end up checking their height differences.. I thought Kanato is smaller than the heroine hehe.

    but, so far so good he’s taller.

    now, that’s disappointing.

    I would love to call him “CHIBI!”

    Kurimson said:
    March 10, 2012 at 20:59

    Am I the only one who feels like a pedobear after listening to this ಠ_ಠ.

    Hahahaha, j/k~ Thank you very much for your hard work <3 Now I can -finally- understand what was he raging about. No more I shall be "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING YOU WERE FINE TEN SECONDS AGO" while clutching my own, oversized teddy.
    Still, a professional work if I've ever seen any~ It's the first time I actually cowered while listening to someone scream. (And there's a lot of screaming where I live ಠ_ಠ.)

    Ah, and here I was, thinking Subaru had anger issues (ノ´∀`)ノ〃┻━┻
    *Doesn't know what to expect of the future tracks anymore*

    I apologize for my horrible english, I'm still learning.~

    Please keep up the wonderful work.~ <3

      Ilinox responded:
      March 10, 2012 at 22:33

      Maybe~ I think most of my friends on twitter also felt like a pedobear, but we checked his age and height and it turns out that he’s older than the heroine by a year AND taller.. so not pedo at all Orz;; it’s just his deceiving character art. His voice is thankfully low enough not to set off my cradle-robbing alarms (/ω\).

      LMAO I feel like even with the translations it’s still “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING. THERE’S NOTHING TO BE SCREAMING ABOUT!!” Yes so much to the professional voice acting. I love emotional voices, angry screaming included, but this was the first time I’ve actually felt scared enough to want to pause the track and just push my chair far away. (Even Osananjimi Kare Black didn’t scare me this much).

      OMG YES. They must have mislabeled Subaru when they called him the youngest troubled and violent brother of the family.. that title clearly belongs to Kanato. Subaru can just be the cute “trying to be tough but not really” kind of brother www. After listening to Kanato I just want to hide in Subaru’s coffin.

      I have a feeling Raito (the next one) will just be very teasingly perverted without any screaming. Like a upgraded version of Ayato’s maybe.. Reiji.. might be a screamer, but he sounds more like a frigid angry person. Like hissing insults at you or something, haha. And Shuu.. I have no idea. He’s so apathetic that I’m afraid he might just explode in his track…

      Horrible English?! What are you talking about~ your English is fine (○´3`)! I wouldn’t even have known that you were learning English if you didn’t tell me! And thank you~ now that I cleared Kanato I think the rest will be faster and easier (≧ω≦)b!

        Kurimson said:
        March 11, 2012 at 13:39

        O…Older -and- taller? Oh god…suddenly the heroine looks like a midget next to, I don’t know, SHUU. D’8 His low voice was a pleasant surprise, though~ Even when he -is- trying to act cute/innocent/…whatever he is trying to pull off by crying/etc, he doesn’t set off my cradle-robbing alarms, either. Yay! (。◕ v ◕。)

        INORITE, it’s the first time a talk CD left me speechless–I couldn’t actually bring myself to talk back. But, maybe that’s me and the spine–No, screw that–The entire skeleton I’m lacking. Orz. That makes two of us~! Emotional voices, especially when it comes to a ‘young boy’, must be really hard to pull off without everyone going (╯°Д°)╯︵彡┻━┻,
        But I agree, -so- much, that he’s the first one to make such a frightening voice. I’m never patting another pedobait on the head. Ever, ever again. Ever.

        THIS. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. Poor Subaru was actually the most ‘Aww’ worthy of the three, and, um, juuuust a little bit more romantic–‘Cept when he started trashing the church. My inner order-freak wanted to scream at that point 8D. Kanato, on the order hand….Well, he’s Kanato. All my thoughts of setting his teddy on fire died when I saw, er, just -how- angry he could be.
        Sooo joining you in Subaru’s coffin.

        My, now that’s something I’m really looking forward to.~ After all this screaming, the soothing/teasing kind of verbal abuse doesn’t sound thaaat bad~ Reiji doesn’t look like a screamer..Indeed, he might be more of a hissing person, though so far, the only master of the dummy head mic is Ayato for me.~ I don’t know what to expect from Shuu~ ;;3;; He has so much to live up to, and yet, I truly don’t know what to expect.~ (≧ω≦) .

        R-really~? Th-thank you~ (◕‿‿◕。) Sorry for the long reply~ ;3; I just get hyped up when it comes to this stuff–Mainly because my friends don’t understand the wonders of beautiful men and their hot voices. Shame on them. SHAME.

        Ilinox responded:
        March 11, 2012 at 16:39

        I guiltily admit to swearing excessively while listening to this track (/ω\) I’m lucky no one was around to hear me go “Oh no you don’t you @$!(%*$(! BRAT. Go !@#*%1$*!@$%!!” But if I were really in the heroine’s position I wouldn’t have the skeleton spine to do that at all. I wouldn’t dare to touch his Teddy either, unless I knew I could get away with tossing it into Subaru’s room.

        If I were in the heroine’s position the first thing I would do is run to Shuu, since sounds like none of the brothers want to mess with him, and beg him to take me under his protection. I’d pay for it in blood.. literally (๑→‿←๑)! /bricked

        After listening to Kanato and going back to listen to Subaru, I look at his tantrums fondly. Like.. it’s just such a cute quirk for him to want to kick doors down and punch walls compared to being sucked dry and eaten Σ(T▽T;). Woo~! Let’s have a party in his coffin!

        YES! Soothing was the word I was looking for. From hearing the DiaLov radio teaser/preview, Raito’s voice is so soothing and flirty (〃▽〃)キャー♪. I don’t even mind how he always calls the heroine “Bitch-chan” either wwwww.

        I-It’s hard to decide between Subaru and Ayato. Subaru wins in terms of scenario for me I think, because of really really really small romantic actions like teasing you and kissing you. But Ayato wins in terms of sound for me, because hearing him panting and licking and kgkhihjsarg ( 。>艸<). WAY TOO DANGEROUS. Diabolik Lovers is the most dangerous yet best use of the dummy mic ever so far for me xD;;

        Psh, don't worry about long replies! As you can see I have no filter for my mouth, so I tend to ramble on (人´∀`*)! I also love to hear about what other people think, because my real-life friends don't understand the epic-ness that are THESE VOICES either. I judge them so hard.. just kidding xD;; But luckily that's what the internet is for~ to help find like-minded people!

        Kurimson said:
        March 11, 2012 at 19:50

        (Now for some curious reason, I can’t reply to your las message. So I’m replying here ’cause, irono. hot bishies.)

        Ooh, so I’m not the only one who talks outloud while listening to these tracks~? 8’D There is no need to feel guilty, m’friend. My reaction was about the same, though my dearest mother asked, once or twice, who I was talking with. I’m so sorry mom, it’s..hard to explain… (/ω\) The world isn’t ready for thiiis….! (T▽T;)

        AGREED. SO MUCH. Then agaiiin, if we all ended up hiding behind Shuu, I get this feeling that he’d step aside and let all the others loose on us. I guess we simply don’t make the best kidnappin’ victims~ 8D PROTECT US FROM DA BAD GAIZ, SHUU~~~~ /shot

        D’aw, inorite~? To think I was actually scared of hiim at first, now I just cuddle with him, saying ‘Don’t worry, it’ll be all right~’ and ‘Pleasedontletyourbrotherskillmekthnksbai’. I’m sure he’d understand us, no? ;u; And yesss, party in the coffin of lurrrrve~~~~
        ….We are so getting kicked out, aren’t we. (◕‿‿◕。)

        FFFFFFFFF That teaser was HEAVEN. I’m sure I should be worried, because being called ‘Bitch-chan’ suddenly doesn’t sound that bad, BUT RAITO~~~~ ♪ MY BODY IS READY. I just hope one of my ovaries survives until Reiji comes around. And, Shuu, well, he can get my poor, weak maiden heart. (?) (/ω\)

        -Yes-, I agree 100%. It’s really hard to hate/be annoyed with Subaru, he tries so hard to be evil xD; I’m sure his route in the game will be the sweetest ones (Well…As sweet as the game can get, of course 8///D) And Ayato…AYATO. Y U NO REAL. Honestly, it must be hard to, eh, be inspired when talking to the dummy mic xD; It’s not the sexiest heroine in the world, but he pulls it off like a pro.HNNNNGGG….!
        DL is the first use of the dummy mic I’ve ever heard–Imagine my surprise when the sexy voice started drilling on my ear and all those hot sounds and ksafklsjl I UNDERSTAND YOU, M’FRIEND. I REALLY DO.

        Aww, where -have- you been all my life? ;u; Internet was -made- for this, I’m sure! 8D Over here in Argentina, no one knows what anime is, let alone talk CDs. SHAME. But at last I’ve found someone who shares my hype for DA VOICES.
        That reminds me~ Have you ever heard about Hatoful Boyfriend? 8’3

      Ilinox responded:
      March 12, 2012 at 17:15

      (Oh, that’s because I made the nesting boxes only 3 levels deep. That way the comments don’t get squished into the side and like one word per line. You managed to do it right though~!)

      I only talked out loud in this one because I couldn’t stop myself from swearing (๑→‿←๑). I usually reply in my head if I do, but my responses are usually different from the heroine so I don’t think too hard on it, haha. LOL that must have been awkward for your mother to ask you who you’re talking to.. “Oh it’s nothing mother, I’m just responding to vampire in a drama cd who sucks your blood and pushes the R-18 boundary 8DD”

      I’m sure Subaru will be ecstatic to have so many eager blood snacks wwww unless our blood isn’t as special as the heroines.. in which case I’m afraid he’d just kill us or suck us dry (´;ω;`). Damn you Mary Sue Heroines!

      For some reason being called a bitch is much preferable to being called food or property to me xD;; at least bitch has the connotation of being a mean woman, while being food/property means you’re nothing or on the level of chickens Orz. Yep, Shuu can have our 乙女心s because by that time there’ll be nothing left of our ovaries ( 。>艸<).

      Subaru seriously reminds me of a puppy.. a puppy with sharp fangs, but he almost sounds like he tries too hard to be violent xD;; HAHA I can't count how many times I've heard the seiyuu talk about how they wish there was a female version of the dummy mic or how it should at least have a butt, in their free talks.

      I'm seriously wondering how they do it.. especially when they're beside each other during the radio broadcast. It sounds like they're sharing one dummy mic since Raito is on one side and Ayato on another, so does that mean Midorin and Hirarin have to look at each other from the other side while making these noises? (*ノ∀ノ) That has to be embarrassing~. I like to think the staff gives the seiyuu lollipops or popsicles so they can make the licking/sucking noises.

      If you love the dummy mic you should check out the Shukan Soine series and the Kannou Mukashi Banashi. They both use dummy mics too and are also a little eroi, but not to the level of Diabolik Lovers.

      I think I've been on the other end of the world wwww Argentina is at the tip of South America right? And I'm in Canada so I'm at the top of North America xD;; But good thing we have the internet~!

      There's quite a lot of people here who like the mainstream anime, so there's not many people who know about drama CDs. Add in the fact that there are few otome gamers outside of Japan.. the chances of people knowing OTOME drama CDs get's even lower (´;ω;`).

      Yep, I've heard of Hatoful Boyfriend. I have a friend who played it and I read a playthrough of it xD;; I haven't touched the drama CDs though. If they actually got Sakurai in on it for Angel then I'd leap onto that game like a crazed fangirl (/ω\).

        Kurimson said:
        March 14, 2012 at 19:11

        (Ah, I see~! Very clever of you~ 8D *Chibi overloud laugh*)

        Aah, I understand the feeling~! My responses are always among the lines of ‘Huh?’ and ‘FFFFF IRONO’, but, that’s because my japanese is down there with my Turkish and moonrune reading (´;ω;`). GOSH, you have NO idea. I tried to explain it was a radio novel, and, uh, I remembered we don’t have those over here….awkward silence followed.
        Oh, mother. Your mind will remain forever innocent to my dark and twisted, er, hobbies. Wait, that doesn’t sound right….

        If she only knew >u>

        Think we’d all fit in there? I’m sure we’re not the only ones, BUT STILL~ We’d never match Mary Sue’s blood ;;;;3;;; Please love us, Subaruuuuu~~~~ (´;ω;`) Now, if he happened to be reading this, I doubt we’d ever reach his coffin–He’d get out of his way to kill us 8’D………..WE CAN FEEL SPECIAL NOW. <3

        O-oh, I never considered that….Orz I always saw 'bitch' as 'slut/someone's slave', but maybe that's me underestimating Raito's pure heart. (?) Alas, our ovaries simply weren't made for so much….'Tough lovin' ', but we'll never discriminate Shuu! We'll find a way to make him happy. Yep. We definitely will.(◕‿‿◕。) In the worst case scenario, we'll just ask Kanato for more…liver and…stuff….*Shivers* Gotta stay healthy….

        Couldn't have described him better myself! He must get bullied a lot~ LOLOLOL Man, I never heard about that! Poor guys, they must have some -real- imagination going on there. I've seen photos of seiyuus joking around and putting wigs on the mic….Gosh xD; I wouldn't be able to do it. I simply can't! I CAN'T ACT SEXY AROUND A FLOATING HEAD.

        O-oh, you make so.many.good.points.~ (*ノ∀ノ) In the free talks of Junjou Romantica, I remember Nowaki's seiyuu saying something like this….
        "Ah, yes, well, we both know how to match our breaths during the ero scenes. Sometimes, we'd make eye contact and I'd be like 'Can we come soon? I'm getting kind of tired already.'" LOL, the small laughter after that really sells it! x///DD
        YES, I like to think so too—Sucking on the mic's ear isn't the best idea, I'm sure. But they do it so well…hnnnggg…..

        I'll definitely check 'em out this weekend! Effin' school keeps me busy during weekdays, but I'm definitely doing a Drama CD marathon on saturday. Oh, heck, a dummy mic marathon would be more like it 8D

        Yesss it is! 8D You're so far aaaawaaaay~ God bless internet and the awesome people I get to meet with it ;;u;;

        At least over there, there's mainstream anime TwT Over here, they're simply called 'Japanese cartoons', and most people associate them with Pokemon and Naruto. They don't know what they're missing—They'll never enjoy the wonders of audio erotica, UNLIKE US, WHO GET TO FANGIRL EVERY DAY OVER THE SMEXY VOICES~~ So, don't worry, you're not alone on this one (´;ω;`).

        Ooh, have you seen Angie Gallant's "Let's play", then? 8D Hatoful became popular after Angie started posting screenshots of the game as she played. There is SO much WTFery in that game, irite? (Faaaaat biiiiiiirrrrrddddd…..). I'm not sure about the full version, but the game lacks the smexy VA. T3T STILL, it's a great game–Someone put a lot of effort in its plot….And, after a while, you forget about the whole 'omg im dating pigeons what happened to my life', Hahahaha…ah…/le sigh. Now imagine trying to explain this to someone.
        'What are you playing?'
        'I'm dating stock images of pigeons.'
        Angel….Angeeeel….Sakurai is the only one who could pull it off, no? Nyu~ (/ω\).

        Ilinox responded:
        March 15, 2012 at 21:54

        He probably does mean “bitch” in the “someone’s slave” sense ヾ(´▽`;)ゝウヘヘ but as long as he doesn’t explicitedly say “You’re my little bitch” then I’m fine with it. Being called “food” is just.. no. NO KANATO.

        I wonder if they just imagine someone in the place of the dummy mic ww It does sound weird to do it to this velcro thingy, but if I imagined a sexy seiyuu or something then I’d be able to do it (/ω\) /creepy.

        LMAO oh my they’re so blunt when they’re working together? I’ve always wondered about BL cds because at least in otome drama cds the girl isn’t voiced and so it’s just the seiyuu imagining responses and stuff.. but if you’re recording with another seiyuu.. so embarrassingly awkward xD;;

        Ugh, yes, school keeps me so busy too (´;ω;`) so many games and drama CDs to listen to but not enough time~! But the mainstream otakus over here think they know everything and it becomes kind of annoying to hear them go on and on as if they know everything when they only know a small section wwww I don’t know what’s better.. to have pretentious assholes or not to have pretentious assholes..

        Oh yes! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to touch the demo so I just read her playthrough to see what all the hype was about, ahaha. There’s so much fanart for it on pixiv that it’s mind-boggling.. I mean.. they’re birds. They’re STOCK IMAGES of birds xD;;

        However, I did buy the full version for a friend of mine since it was so cheap and I’ll probably play it one day since it seems short. If the game actually had VAs I wouldn’t care what the heck I was dating.. I want to hear more of Sakurai’s voice (〃▽〃)キャー♪.

    tach-sama said:
    March 10, 2012 at 02:54

    I LOLed in the part wherein Kanato started crying and the heroine started patting his head LMAO hahaha.

    it’s just…. cute 8D (that’s what my imagination told me~)

      Ilinox responded:
      March 10, 2012 at 21:13

      You’re amazing ww at that part I was screaming “DON’T DO IT. IT’S A TRAP! NO NO NO NO NOOOO~~!!” And then I went all ಠ_ಠ when he calls her an idiot for falling for that. This brat has no sympathy from me wwww.

        tach-sama said:
        March 10, 2012 at 21:49

        LOLOLOL I know it’s a trap ; A ; b-b-but.. kanato crying.. aww so adorable.

        though if only if I can alter the heroine character, I’ll end up making kanato cry more. He’s just aDORKable when he do. XD

        I’m a sadist myself, sometimes.. nah.. most of the time.. I want to take a part and beat the heroine too lololol aw.

        I’m looking forward Shuu’s cd ; A ; been staring at his picture for almost a week~ I can’t get enough ; A ; (and his last) :/ too much excitement :3

        Ilinox responded:
        March 10, 2012 at 22:38

        I sincerely wish we’ll get some choices where the heroine shows her backbone and shouts at him or refuses him or something (`∀´)!

        S-Scary~ are you sure you don’t want to help the heroine and beat up Kanato instead? www It sounds like you’re very easily able to keep yourself separate from the heroine. I would have thought that if you’re also a sadist you’d clash with these vampires xD;;

        I want Raito~ good thing he’s coming out in 12ish more days (ノ´∀`*)ノ! Although I’m looking forward to Shuu too since he’s so mysterious.. I still have no idea what to expect from him! I’m kind of curious about Reiji too since his drugs potions have been mentioned 2 times now.

    Ricchie said:
    March 9, 2012 at 03:40

    Thanks for the post! o/

    Can’t wait for Raito’s CD, I’m even counting the days lawl (ero-Hirarin, here I come~! *w* /sbaff)
    Am I the only one that didn’t get scared when others are? I must have had my sense of normality twisted since I’m not really afraid… lol I must be a desperate case or something like that? Or is it that I’m too ドM…? I’m scaring myself. ‘-‘
    Though I’m kinda disgusted by the “I’ll kill you and then eat you lawlawlawl trollface.jpg” :x

    Anyway I liked this CD and Kaji Yuki uaaah ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ

      Ilinox responded:
      March 9, 2012 at 09:04

      (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ I will welcome Raito with open arms after this crazy vampire brat I don’t care if they’re triplets, he looks super young compared to the others!!

      You must have nerves of steel wwww or, like you said, a ドM since you like him xD;; LMAO that troll face describes Kanato perfectly when he was saying that line, although that face also describes mine perfectly when he was crying about his Teddy. I was like “lololol I don’t even care anymore /trollface”.

      My emotions were on a roller coaster ride in this one, I constantly went from frightened and disturbed to furious and disgusted and then back to frightened (・ω\). But I’m absolutely wow-ed by Kaji Yuuki’s performance in this one. I wonder how he felt when he was recording www.

    Therapii said:
    March 7, 2012 at 02:09

    The whole translation seems to be disturbingly enjoying. I don’t know what my feelings are now. It’s just, asking for a bite at tongue and breast ? WhatisthisIdonteven– /facepalm

    Once again, thank you for the translation! ^^

      Ilinox responded:
      March 7, 2012 at 09:13

      It’s probably going to get really bad in Raito’s track and full of innuendos and double entendres or something (*ノ∀ノ). I’m actually looking forward to it after hearing his preview on the DiaLov radio, wwww. The heroine scares me if this is what her personality will be like in the game if you go down Kanato’s route.. I wanted her to kick his teddy ;w; She’s so docile! Even agreeing to be eaten or sucked dry kgaojihs Σ(Д`|||ノ)ノ.

      You’re welcome~ thank you for reading!

    Aikarin Kazame said:
    March 6, 2012 at 03:45

    Thank you so much !!!
    Kaji-sama’s voice is soooo erotic and so sweet !
    I love this Yandere one >< If the game is released, I'll play Kanato first !!!

    OH my breast @_@!!!

    I scare if Raito's CD release, it will be more erotic than this one ! 楽しみ!

      Ilinox responded:
      March 6, 2012 at 14:05


      Can you write my blog for me if you play him then? /shot.

      Kanato is a new breed according to his character description I believe ww some people are calling him a yanyantsun or tsunyanyan? Either way, I-I don’t know what to label him as other than a maniac, but I completely agree that Kaji’s voice was amazing here (๑→‿←๑). The ear licking was too dangerous!

      I’m hoping Raito’s will be more eroi but also more playful than this one ;w; something like Subaru’s teasing kisses will be much welcomed! And thank you for reading!

    Ale said:
    March 5, 2012 at 12:12

    thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

      Ilinox responded:
      March 5, 2012 at 16:09

      You’re welcoooooooooooooooooome~ (〃▽〃)キャー♪ sorry I had to edit your post a bit because it flew off of the page xD;;

    Tiffany said:
    March 4, 2012 at 23:57

    I usually don’t comment, but for this, I just had to.

    I DID NOT expect Kanato’s voice to be like this, oh my god. I expected a bratty, amaenbo voice…but oh boy, I was so wrong. ε-(´・`) フー
    I think unlike most people I’ve seen reactions from, I’m one of the few that liked this, especially when the mike came in. He terrified me so much but I couldn’t look away and couldn’t decide whether I wanted to flail or cry. (・Д・;) Kaji-san’s voice was brilliant.
    This was so worth the screaming and bipolarness.

    Thank you for the lovely translation, as per usual!

      Ilinox responded:
      March 5, 2012 at 00:29

      Comments are always welcome here, so thank you for taking the time to comment (*´ω`*)!

      I was also expecting Kanato’s voice to be more of a typical bratty shouta voice that would just grate on the ears, so it definitely took me by surprise to hear how low it actually is (/ω\). Unfortunately his voice couldn’t stop me from hating his character ww.

      A lot of people on tumblr seem to really enjoy Kanato too, so don’t worry you’re not alone ww! His licking and slurping sounds are definitely top-notch and rank up there with Ayato’s for me, at the very least. And the part around 54 minutes where he just molests your ear is ghgknh SO INTENSE. But he’s still so crazy that I just want to run away and hide in Subaru’s coffin

        Tiffany said:
        March 5, 2012 at 19:58

        I agree with you on the crazy part, oh my god he was CRAZY.
        When he started talking about how he wanted to kill you and drink from your corpse, I was trembling. It was just that scary. It feels like they took the typical, ore no mono stereotype/trope and played it up even more than the previous guys. …I don’t want to be your plaything sort of not really yes.

        (・ω\) Subaru is my favorite though. Hehe. He’s a smidge more romantic than the other two.

    Lynsum said:
    March 4, 2012 at 19:30


    He forces the female char bow down to him, dares to threaten + scream at her, makes her eat SHITTY food, tells her to die and shows all these cannibalistic traits…

    HOW IS THAT SUCH A TURN-ON??????? (╯°Д°lll)╯︵彡┻━┻,

    Thank you for translating once again! I hope Vol.4 isn’t like this… because holy crap, my reaction to his CD was just my jaw dropping at how unbelievably bratty and paranoid he is. AGJHHAGHGHAGh.

    But I really like Kaji-san’s voice in this! He was able to portray all these emoticons and had managed to scare me at parts he was screaming + made me go :( when was sobbing!

      Ilinox responded:
      March 5, 2012 at 00:18

      B-But liver can be delicious (/ω\) I understand what you mean though. I’m not even sure if they were cooked or anything.. it seems weird for him just to list the parsley. Is it parsley on the liver and seaweed? Or just plain parsley? Can you even eat plain parsley? I don’t think that’d be very delicious..

      But yep, bottom line.. ヽ(`Д´)ノ DO NOT WANT! I tried my best not to let my personal feelings influence my translations, so I tried not to make him sound more obnoxious than he really is. The only thing my feelings did were to make this translation take a very long time in coming out xD;; so I’m kind of enjoying seeing how many people read this and end up disliking Kanato wwwww /bricked.

      This track did make me enjoy Kaji Yuuki’s voice more though, because like you said the way he portrayed all these emotions was just extremely professional. I love how he just changed from screaming to crying to unemotional at a drop. I’m also hoping Vol.4 will be a funner one since Raito was expelled due to his peverted actions 8D;;.

      (人´∀`*) Thank you for reading and taking the time to comment~.

    Hinano said:
    March 4, 2012 at 16:56

    lmfao I love how you just described what was happening instead of translating the lines xDDD; I dont blame you (ಠ_ಠ)
    Oh well I refuse to listen to it. I’ll save my patience for the game I guess. Can’t wait to hear Raito’s CD. It’s supposed to be super eroero (;゚∀゚)=3ハァハァ

      Ilinox responded:
      March 4, 2012 at 17:36

      I was just like “(ノ´∀`)ノ〃┻━┻ <– all the fucks I give" to Kanato's super long monologues. Not only are they hard to translate into first person, but he just goes on and on and on. It's still the same thing, just written in an easier way for me to stomach wwww. Every time I wrote things like "I know you want me to strangle you~" I swore at him in real life,

      Are you sure you don't want to listen to Kaji Yuuki scream at you? 8D;; I'm still feeling bitter about the game knowing I have to go through this guy's route. If there's more than 3+ endings with him too I'll kick it into a corner back log. I'm not sure if I can handle such shenanigans after the mess that was Gekka Ryouran.

      I can't wait for Raito's CD as well~ though Hirakawa Daisuke isn't a favorite voice of mine. He's good at doing eroi and sadistic roles, from what I've heard in Kannou and Yandere Heaven.. but eh.. his voice doesn't really do it for me ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ. I'm definitely in the mood for some sadistic teasing ero after this cannibal wreck though.

        bambi said:
        March 4, 2012 at 23:45

        HAHA nice tableflip and the ” I wish I could have set his teddy bear on fire and kicked it out a window.” i ragequitted these a while ago but i still like coming to read your translations xD

        honestly, i just feel sorry for this lady. sadtimes man, just plain horrifying T-T

        Ilinox responded:
        March 4, 2012 at 23:58

        After listening to Kanato (who is the worst of the lot to me so far) Ayato and Subaru are almost like sparkling clean angels 8D;;

        Did you ragequit out of Subaru’s as well ww? Because he’s still my favorite for how “soft” he sort of gets and he does these really romantic kisses.. sometimes.. (๑→‿←๑). At least he never threatens to drink you dry and eat you ;w;

    Rin said:
    March 4, 2012 at 03:02

    おつかれ~ Congrats on getting out of Kanato hell.
    Kanato is such a delusional brat. Unlike Ayato / Subaru, the idea of spending a long night with him creeps me out.. (´・ω・`;) Kaji actually did a great job here, but I just can’t handle Kanato’s nasty tantrums. Instead of thinking “I want to protect him!”, my mind was full of 1001 ways to shred poor Teddy. ┐(´~`;)┌ Kanato also chooses the worst places to suck blood from, like tongue or boobs.. ouch. Oh, and just like you, I found his last words (gouging your skin) extremely disturbing.. ;;; If we have to deal with this in the game, I hope there’s no bad endings where he really tears open her body and / or suck her dry. ;___;

      Ilinox responded:
      March 4, 2012 at 08:57

      (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ リンちゃん、助けて~! I think I’m mentally scarred from this wwww.

      That’s what bothers me a lot too. When he goes on for 1 minute straight about “YOU WANT THIS RIGHT? YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU RIGHT? I can see it in your eyes teeheehee” it just makes me want to strangle the nearest person. It’s a completely different feeling from wanting to punch Ayato and Subaru for being egotistical and being sadistically teasing. Kanato is just.. psychotically murderous (`皿´).

      I’m surprised Kanato was the one who went for her breasts/chest, I really thought Raito would be the one to go that far. I can’t believe the heroine ASKED him to later on as well.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN.

      I didn’t even know how to translate the last bit xD;; telling someone you’ll gouge out their skin (抉って) is just.. Σ(Д`|||ノ)ノ. If the game was R-18 we’d totally see a グロ ending I think where he cannibalizes her.. I didn’t mis-hear it right? There was one part where he said he’d suck her dry and then EAT HER STAINED (in blood) CORPSE?! ε=ε=\(;´□`)/

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