SNB Toyotomi ~ 2019 New Year ~

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Toyotomi Army ☆ The New Year’s Soup War

[HIDEYOSHI]: “Alrighty, everyone’s gathered, right? Now then, let’s start making the zouni right away.”

[TOSHIIE]: “Yeah! First, we gotta choose the ingredients, huh!”

[HANBEE]: “We really can’t miss putting in square mochi.”

[MITSUNARI]: “No, the only option here is round mochi.”

.[HANBEE]: “Ehh, if we’re talking about zouni then it has to be square mochi!”

~ The War of Square Mochi vs. Round Mochi ★ Outbreak ~

[KANBEE]: “… It doesn’t seem like a decision can be reached.”

[HIDEYOSHI]: “Then we’ll put both in! It’ll be our Toyotomi army’s specially made zouni. What’s most important is that everyone enjoys this! Meaning, on this occasion, anything goes!”

[TOSHIIE]: “That’s right! Ah, we have to put in daikon and carrots. We can’t miss these either.”

[MITSUNARI]: “Putting in greens will also make the color good.”

[HANBEE]: “I want to put in kamaboko toooo!”

[KANBEE]: “It is hard to leave out various potatoes too.”

[HIDEYOSHI]: “Yup yup, that sounds nice. We’ll toss in everything everyone loves and make a grand zouni!”

[HANBEE]: “Things I love, hmm~. Like my favorite strawberry daifuku?”

[HIDEYOSHI]: “Strawberry daifuku, huh… Hrmm… yeah, let’s do it!”

[TOSHIIE]: “Ah, it’s not fair if it’s just Hanbee. For me it’s squid then!”

[KANBEE]: “Hm, I shall put in black soybeans then.”

[HIDEYOSHI]: “Everything’s allowed!”

[TOUKICHI]: “Kikikiii!”

[MITSUNARI]: “Please don’t say those are fine!! Aah! Toukichi, you too, where did you bring that candy from…!? Just because it’s zouni doesn’t mean that anything and everything can be put in!”

[HANBEE]: “The strawberry daifuku was meant to be a joke… With these, will it really become a tasty zouni…?”

[HIDEYOSHI]: “It’ll be OK. Because we’ve put nothing but delicious things in!”

[HIDEYOSHI]: “Well then, the ingredients are roughly good with this. Of course, the flavoring will be—“


[EVERYONE]: “……”

It didn’t seem like the New Year’s dish war would end yet.

In the end, just what exactly will the New Year’s soup they put together be—

[TOUKICHI]: “Kiki!”

Toukichi ate the “Toyotomi Army Special ☆ Zouni” with a happy face, so there’s a brief relief at the taste…?

(T/N: OH GOD HIDEYOSHI NO!? I’m pretty nonchalant with food and am willing to eat most things, but this sounds disgusting LOL please don’t mess up your soup like that.)

4 thoughts on “SNB Toyotomi ~ 2019 New Year ~

    Cheek Rubsu said:
    January 2, 2019 at 19:50

    I am suddenly reminded of a potluck gone wrong or an Asian hotpot made by uncultured people…
    Please don’t stick random foods in your soup!

      Ilinox responded:
      January 2, 2019 at 22:55

      RIGHT?! I was actually cringing at the thought of strawberry daifuku and black soybeans going in, especially when I actually had hotpot recently for Christmas and New Years and it’s one of my favorite foods. Please don’t ruin the sanctity of hotpot everyone in the Toyotomi army!! You’re all banned from being anywhere near food!!

    Reggie said:
    January 2, 2019 at 04:18

    I’m surprised when I see this in Twitter, I thought they only have new year’s count down and resolutions and Oda army gonna have one too. I guess all armies have new year scenarios, that’s great! 😀

    Clear, white soup? Meaning water, boiled water or water with just a seasonings? 😂 When they discussing about adding ingredients I was like ” CHILDREN, YOU’RE MAKING SH*T!!!”. Clear soup is better than eating that LOL 😂

      Ilinox responded:
      January 2, 2019 at 10:09

      They keep throwing off the rest of my translation queues with these stories popping up here and there /o\ PLEASE STOP GOING ALL OUT SNB AND GIVE ME A BREAK.

      They’re specifically talking about sumashi but my understanding of clear soup is anything with broth that you can see through, so like fish, beef, chicken, pork, etc. can all be clear soup. Generally, clear soup is used as the base for other soups or before you add anything. I feel like the easiest way to get clear soup is to just make bone broth |D.

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