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Hirakata (ひらかた)
CV: 胸板鉄板ミート

Until You’re In Love With A Man Who Has Had Over 100 Offline Meetups For Sex (Untrue)

“You” are a woman who uploads casual everyday moments onto your SNS under the name “Fuwawa”.

Several years ago, you ended up connecting with a man around your age.

One day, he invited you to meet offline.

You met him at the meeting place and he seemed to have grown interested in you at a glance and said he’d like to go to a hotel together, but…!?

“… A-a-actually, even though I look like this, I’m someone with a hidden account. I’m one of those guys who has a second account.”

“Y-yeah, the earlier loserness was just an act. I made up a character who’d bring up meeting offline to capture your heart! I’m actually a guy with a second account known for having had over 100 offline meetups for sex.”

“Um, it’s different, right? It’s like… everyone uses a mask when they meet people they know over the internet? Like a persona? That kind of thing is just slapped on and everyone’s good at it, huh.”

“I thought there wasn’t anyone in the world who would understand me… I thought I’d just die absolutely lonely. I get a bit scared when I think about that…”

Thank you to Adachi for the commission! R18 warning and he has a mother kink. You can grab this on the ENG DLsite or JP DLsite.

Here we go!

*** TRACK 1: Met over 100 people offline for sex…? ***

Hirakata: Um, excuse me… I’m sorry if I’m mistaken, but are you… Fuwawa-san? Ahaha, because you’ve been standing here this entire time and, see, you have a red checkered scarf and a pink bag like you said in the meeting email. So you’re Fuwawa-san… right?

H: Aah, so you are! Phew, I’m glad I didn’t get it wrong, ah… My heart was pounding.

H: Oh, right, I’m Hirakata. Yup, the one always messaging on your SNS. Thanks for putting up with me, haha. Phew… I was so nervous. But, more importantly, crap… Um, could you move your scarf a bit? Mm, pull it down.

H: Haha! Crap! There’s no change at all! If I was more delicate, I might have died just now from how beautiful you are…! Uh, well, I’ve never been called delicate. So cute…! I’ve gotta post this on SNS. That Fuwawa wasn’t a guy pretending to be a girl, ahaha.

H: Huh? I can’t? Ehh… well, I guess it’d be bad if I said I met up with a girl from SNS. SNSes are pretty strict against offline meetups for sex. If it was found out I was meeting a girl, then the police would get involved and my embarrassing history would be exposed. Mm, I won’t post this.

[01:52]

H: Anyway, um… uh… do you want to go somewhere? It’s cold, right? Outside.

H: Eh? Coffee…? Coffee!? This is a date invitation…!

H: Um, b-but… uh… not a… um… not a really… place then…

H: I said! So long as it’s not a fancy place! I’m scared of fancy places! When I’m drinking in a fancy place, I can’t breathe well and I’ll suffocate!

H: Eh? Oh… can I see the sign across the street…? Huh! N-no, not that red one. Fauborg or whatever is like a celebrity restaurant! It’s a den for rich people and normies! If someone like me enters, then I’ll feel like I’m on a bed of nails…

H: Ah, wait a second. Right now… I’m also a normie? Because, look, I’m… I’m, uh… walking with a cute girl?

H: Wah! Somehow I’m even more nervous! Isn’t it because you’re too cute, Fuwawa-san? Gngh… I gotta calm down. Mhm, I’m good, I’m good. It’ll be OK, mhm. Just because I’m beside a girl, my sanity… well, it’s becoming thin.

H: Um, how do I say this… this isn’t as thick as a hamburger. Um, I’m nervous of spilling things. Fuwawa-san, um… do you always eat here? You’re not worried about the looks of other people?

[04:06]

H: Mm, I’m extremely bothered by them. I can’t help but be… and I was wondering if you were like that too, Fuwawa-san. N-no, because, I thought you were the same as me, Fuwawa-san, and like, how do I say this… eating convenience store lunch boxes and cup noodles, eating in the bathroom at work, not being able to say anything but “Oh” in a conversation with others, not liking to be worried over so you run away from other people…

H: That’s why I thought it’d be okay to meet… like how they say, fellow sufferers pitying each other? Fuwawa-san’s SNS has an aura of loneliness that can’t be hidden even when you try to hide it, so I thought it’d be comfortable.

H: But, after meeting, you’re this gorgeous and you can enter a normie bar without any problems. Aah, my plan was torn into shreds, no, um, I’m excited because you’re beautiful but…! Something like this is different from seeing the photo of your idol, right!? There’s a gorgeous girl in front of me and we’re having a meal… ah, look, and drinking out of a straw just now. My heart’s gonna burst!

H: Fuwawa, somehow you’re different from what I thought! The Fuwawa that I like eats convenience store puddings on a dusty table and leaves them there, uploads that photo, and posts confusing and uncool SNS messages! How did a beautiful girl appear!? I didn’t ask for this!

H: Your hair is silky… and looks like it’d smell nice. No, it does. Even when we’re separated by a table… there’s a good smell. This is too much stimulation!

[06:08]

H: U-uh, hey, why are you laughing?

H: Huh…? You deliberately went to a salon for today and not a barbershop…? Ah! Hahaha, this is like a template, right? When meeting a girl, don’t go to the barber, go to a salon, don’t buy your clothes at a supermarket, don’t wear t-shirts with twisted collars, and don’t use a velcro wallet.

H: Ah… mm, actually, I bought a new wallet. Mhm. That’s because, if I used a velcro wallet, wouldn’t it be the worse if the women I met offline gave me the nickname of “Scratchy”? I’d be called a guy who has a crackling wallet…

H: That’s how much, erm, how do I say this… how much I want to be seen in a good light? I-I made sure to buy proper clothes. Usually, without much concern, I decide on black from top to bottom because of my nature, but today I asked the store employees and bought clothes according to them.

H: It’s… it’s alright, right? I’m not… strange, right?

H: B-but, I see, Fuwawa-san also did a lot of things to prepare for meeting me. I see! So… that’s why… you’re that cute.

H: Gngh… ah!

H: U-um… uh… um…! Out… can’t we? I SAID… c-can we… go to a hotel?

[08:04]

H: GAH! N-n-n-no, what am I saying, hahaha! This is a red light! Okay, it’s over! My life is over! Ahaha, sorry, I seem to be broken! Hahaha! Forget it. Please, forget I said that! B-because, I couldn’t help it…!

H: Gugh…! Um… uh… I-I know! We’ll go to a hotel, but we don’t have to do the sex part of the offline meetup for sex. S-somehow, I don’t suit the air of this normie bar and its burgers… I feel bad. I’m thinking I need to lie down and rest somewhere. I-it’s not like I’m aiming for something else. The west entrance of this town’s station is famous for its hotels, right? Isn’t it kind of like a pile of places to recover HP?

H: Haha… a-a-actually, even though I look like this, I’m someone with a hidden account. I’m one of those guys who has a second account. Y-yeah, the earlier loserness was just an act. I made up a character who’d bring up meeting offline to capture your heart! I’m actually a guy with a second account known for having had over 100 offline meetups for sex.

H: I do have 400 followers, but I’ve already slept with half of them and the other half jerks themselves off to my sexiness. I’m a genius who can get women off just from my SNS alone, haha, so… so, I’m sure I can make you feel good too.

H: Um… you know, thatThat… you know, I can make you come inside. I can definitely do that. I can make you squirt too. I can ejaculate so much I can fill a giant beer mug.

H: S-so…! I’m begging you… I want to make memories.

*** TRACK 2: I love you too much ***

H: Ah…! Wow…! You’re super pretty…! Crap…! Amazing! Wow… this is a real… naked woman. Uwah…

H: O-oh, no, I’m used to seeing this but… but you’re the prettiest, more than any woman I’ve met offline for sex. You’re the best, so… wow…

H: Oh, there’s goose bumps. A-are you cold? Nervous? Me too, um, I mean, no…! To get me, a person who’s had over 100 offline experiences, to touch you… you’re a master, aren’t you? Haha, not bad. Haha…

H: Um… can I touch you? Erm… —easts… your breasts…

H: Thank you! I-I’m going to touch them… w-wow…! Soft! It’s so soft! My fingers are sinking down… W-what is this? It’s soft…

H: M-mm, I won’t make it hurt. Sorry about that. It’s so soft… ah… too soft…! I’m gonna get obsessed. If I can touch these breasts, I can live without playing any online games for the rest of my life! It’s even okay for my meals to just be nutritional blocks!

[02:14]

H: U-um… nip… I want to suck your nipples… like a b-baby… I want to suckle on them. B-because these tips are so cute… I want to suck on them. I can!? Aah, are you a goddess!? A heavenly maiden!?

H: T-thank you for the meal. *kisses*

H: Hah… what is this? Isn’t this crazy? Is this for real…? Is it alright for something that feels so good to suck on to exist in this world?! Nngh…!

H: This is like a drug… I’m becoming Fuwawa mama’s baby… ngh… mm…

H: Haah… there also seems to be a nice smell. What is it? Do girls smell nice when they sweat too? Your skin is smooth too… ah, are you really a human like me and not an alien? Nrgh…!

[04:30]

H: Ah… you’re petting my head. That kinda makes me embarrassed. Mngh… hah…

H: Come to think of it, you aren’t… a virgin? When I look at you like this… u-uh, it’s not something you need to worry about, or how do I say this… it’s not like I’m particular about virgins. I won’t say anything old-fashioned like “because it’s not your first time”.

H: O-oh, you had a boyfriend in high school.

H: H-hm… it’s n-not like I’m bothered.

H: … Just… actually… you really are someone from a different world than me. *crying* Ggh…! You pretended to be introverted, but you have proper connections to the world, kgh…! I knew it… a girl who’s just like me… doesn’t exist—mmph! *heroine kisses him*

H: A k-kiss…? W-why?

H: My first kiss… mmph! *heroine kisses him*

H: Haa… hah… sweet. Your lips are also super soft… what the heck…? Nngh… mm…

H: I won’t… be able to think of anything with this… mm…

H: Haah… hah… my mind feels fuzzy… it’s like my brain’s melting… H-hey, why did you… kiss someone like me? I’m this introverted… mph! Nn…

[07:28]

H: Stop, kissing me isn’t playing fair… I won’t be able to think of anything, wait—mmph! Nngh… ah…

H: I’m coming… crap… oh crap…! Ngh… I’m letting it out… ah! Ggh…! *he orgasms*

H: Haa… hah… I came inside my pants. Ugh… I’m all wet and sticky. Ah… I came from kisses, ah… Isn’t this bad? This is so bad. I want to die from shame! Aah… just kill me… kill me right now, ngh…!

H: This is so shameful, agh…! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry a gloomy virgin like me is alive! Forgive me! Forget about this. Forget about meeting me today and everything. Uugh… I can’t go on anymore… everything is over… I can only die… Charcoal… I have to go and buy charcoal.

H: N-no, you don’t have to be nice to me out of concern. Don’t look at me! Nnmgh! *heroine kisses him*

[10:00]

H: Y-you don’t have to kiss me anymore. Mmph!

H: Aah…! Wait… no… don’t touch… ngh! Wait… right now, I’m really messy in my pants so… your hand is going to get dirty. Gngh! Ah…!

H: No way… ungh…! Haa… hah… this must be a dream, right…? You’re sucking my dick… ah…!

H: This warm… and wet feeling, ngh… It’s licking me down here… my… ngh…! Gugh…!

H: I can’t believe… Why…? Aah… mgh… You’re cleaning the semen on my dick…? I-isn’t that disgusting play…? Why… why do you look so absorbed? Ungh… ah…!

H: I’m… I’m clean…? Mm, it might be even cleaner than before I ejaculated. Isn’t this… isn’t this what they call a cleaning blow job!? I thought this only existed in porn comics… ah…

H: Y-you swallowed my semen!? Wow… there’s not even a drop left in your mouth.

[12:36]

H: Is this reality? Is this real…? This beautiful woman sucked my dick and cleaned it…

H: What the heck… my head feels dizzy. Ah! Don’t grab it, ngh…! Y-yeah, it’s recovered. I’m hard again. T-that’s normal, right!? If you suck my dick, I’d definitely get hard. It’s impossible not to get hard! Nngh… gah…!

H: I can do it…? Wait, no, wait… I don’t really get it. No, I get it but I don’t get it, erm, how do I say this… you want to continue? Huh!? We can continue… like this?

H: … We can have s-sex…?

H: My dick… in Fuwawa-san’s pussy… You laughed! Don’t laugh! Wait, I’m the one who’s embarrassed…! Jeez, I feel like my face is going to burn. There’s more blood in my head than my dick!

H: I do want to do it… have sex… but are you really OK? Doing it with a loser you just met.

H: Eh? Y-yeah, it’s been about 7 years since I started using SNS. I’ve been connected with you, Fuwawa-san, for around 5 years, I think? But… but it’s our first time meeting offline and doing sexual things with someone like that… are you really OK with that?

[14:52]

H: I-I mean, I was the one who invited you…! But, it’s because… I thought I wouldn’t have another chance of getting close to a cute girl like this in my life. I’m completely useless… a-and I like you… Fuwawa-san.

H: It sounds… it sounds kind of stupid, but I fell in love with you as I read your posts.

H: Ggh, so embarrassing…! Mmph! *heroine kisses him*

H: You kissed me… again…

H: Fu… Fuwawa-san, um… do you also… like me…?

H: Ah…! Haha! Wow! Really!? Haha!

H: I like you… I love you! I love you, so… um… I want to do this to the end. C-can I?

H: Thank you! Um, uh… but… before I put it in… I have a request… please. Um… I want to see… that… I want to see it. I’M SAYING… I want to see… your pussy. B-because, if I don’t see it before I put myself in, I feel like there’ll be an accident or something or you’ll get angry, aha, and there’s also the problem if I come again by myself.

H: C-can I…?

H: T-thank you! Aah, this is embarrassing. Um…! Then… spread your legs. Mm, like this… and then I’ll lie down…

H: Wah! This is a pussy up close… wow… So this is what they’re like. Ooh… um, I’ve seen a lot on the internet, but… I feel like this is a bit different somehow. They weren’t as pink as yours… Somehow, this place… yeah, right here, where it’s slightly curled back… feels like it’s more open…?

[18:20]

H: Ah! Something came out from inside… it’s sticky… Is this… being wet? Wow…!

H: Wait, wet…? Why are you wet…? Ah! You’re turned on? Being looked at by me… *swallows; smells*

H: H-how do I put it… there’s a sour smell… but I don’t dislike it. Rather… it smells kind of sexy. *smells*

H: Ah… this is that. That… powdered cheese smell. W-what does it taste like…? *gives oral*

H: Ngh! You flinched! It didn’t h-hurt, did it?! You’re a-alright…? Nn… mm…

H: The taste is strange too… I feel like… I want to taste it more… mngh…

H: It’s coming out more and more… ngh, wow… This is a pussy… nrgh! Gngh…!

[20:46]

H: If I suck too much… i-it hurts, right? Sorry… I’ll be gentle… be gentle. Mn…

H: Um, erm… I don’t know what I’m doing and I’m just licking up and down, but… there’s that, right? Like your c-clit… I should be licking that, right? It’s h-here, right? The thing sticking out at the top.

H: R-right. I’ll be gentle with my tongue… ngh…

H: Haa… you’re trembling… mngh… hah…

H: Are you… feeling good? Ngh! Mm!

H: I-I see. My tongue… is making you feel good, eheh. Nngh…

H: Nrgh! Sticky love juices came out again. I… I need to lick it up. Nngh… mm…

H: Haah… I feel like the taste has gotten thicker… ngh…

H: Is that how things work? Mmn…

[23:32]

H: No matter how I suck… it doesn’t stop, ngh…

H: Mngh! I swallowed it… your love juices… Haa… hah… you swallowed mine earlier, so… this makes us matching? Mm…!

H: I’m going to… lick your clit again too. Nrgh… haah…

H: It feels like it’s more swollen than before. Mm…

H: Hah… haa… it feels good? Mm, somehow, that makes me happy, haha. Nngh… mm…!

H: I’m going to… going to suck just a bit harder. Mrgh! Ngh!

H: You’re shaking… nrgh…

H: At this rate… mm…!

H: Gngh! Mm! Haa… hah… it gushed out like something burst… haha, wow… Um, was that real just now and not faked? Just now… um… you came, right? Your legs tensed so, from that reaction, I thought that might be the case.

H: R-really? Really!? Oh… y-yay! I’m so happy. This is a first in my life. Ah, my mouth is all sticky. But, how do I say this, that also makes me happy…?

H: Um… uh… so… uh… Erm… my dick… is saying it wants to be in you now.

H: I… I want to be in you… um… mama.

H: R-really!? It’s OK? *swallows* T-then… please and thank you.

*** TRACK 3: Graduating from being a virgin ***

H: Um… here, right? Right, like this… and I’ll hold down your waist… and then… wah! Ngh… it’s wet… and something hot is against my tip. Wah…

H: Inside here… *swallows* Mm, if I move forward from here I’ll enter you, right? If I follow the theory… I should be OK, right? I have to be sure of the hole… I’m… I’m… going… gngh…

H: Ah! I missed! I missed! Ah…! What do I do!? I’ll… confirm again… Right, I can’t panic. OK, I’ll match my tip again…

H: Aah! W-wait, if you touch… Y-you’re helping here? O-oh, thank you…

H: Like this… at this rate… mgh! Ggh!

H: This time, I’m entering, ngh… gah…!

H: Crap, a pussy… is this hot…? It’s amazing inside, gugh… ah… W-wait… wait, wait! Wait! No… I’m coming again! I can’t even last a second! Ah! Gngh!

H: Ggh, I’m coming!

[02:48]

H: I… I came again…

H: I can’t… I can’t…! I’m sorry. I’m sorry! Coming this soon, ah… Die… I want to die…! I’m seriously gonna die! Gngh…

H: I don’t normally come this fast when I’m doing it alone…

H: Huh? Y-yeah, I’m a guy, so I masturbate… W-wait, what am I saying? Aha… haha…

H: H-how? Well, normally… uh… I look for exciting videos and, uh, with my hand… Wait, no, um, to tell the truth, I’ve jerked myself off to Fuwawa-san too! But a different one?! The Fuwawa I jerk myself off to somehow feels like a different girl compared to the person in front of me with curled hair?!

H: Um, Fuwawa-san, you’re pretty careful and, even though I’ve been following you for 5 years, you haven’t uploaded a single selfie or anything, right? But you upload a lot with your hands, like how you bought hand cream or when you’re holding tasty bottled tea. T-that hand… um… those fingernails, which make me wonder if you get your nails done, seem gentle… and like they’re from soft fingers so… I end up imagining a lot of things.

H: Also, behind your hand there’s laundry just thrown everywhere… and the computer desk looked messy. Because of this, and the aura of how you seemed to be the same as me, somehow I felt comfortable and I’d start to feel hot and, how do I say this, bothered…?

H: I… I like you, so…! I’ve liked you from the beginning, so… I ended up imagining sexual things from there.

[05:22]

H: Uwah… w-what am I saying!? Isn’t this like being a gross old man reporting to their idol how they jerk off to them!? Gugh… plus, somehow… I’m hard again inside you. Am I hard because I’m embarrassed…? Or what’s going on?

H: Y-yeah, I’m going to pull out for now. Gngh…

H: Haa… hah… pulling out… also feels pretty good. Uwah, the stuff at the tip… S-so, that’s how much sperm I built up. I’ll take this off and get a new condom… A-ah, thank you. I am sincerely grateful.

H: O-on it goes… g-great, I’m equipped. Um… uh… then, I’m going to go again. I’m doing it… ngh…! Kgh!

H: T-this time, I went inside… in one go. I’m in, I’m in…! I’m inside… Fuwawa-san, mrgh…!

H: It feels so good. Calm down… right… now, can I enjoy the feeling inside…?

H: It doesn’t hurt? Is this… OK? Does it… feel good? P-phew. Is it okay to rub against you inside? G-got it. I’ll do my b-best, eheh. S-still… haha… Fuwawa-san feels so warm inside. It’s so nice, it’s really nice. All these years has finally been worth it, my virginity has been lost in the best way. Gngh! Ah!

[08:32]

H: I’m having sex with Fuwawa-san…! The person I love… the person I’ve always had feelings for…! Ngh! Hah… haa…!

H: I love you. I love you! I love you. I love you! I really love you! *thrusting*

H: Haa… hah! My hips won’t stop! Mrgh… ngh… you also have a sexy look on your face. Does it feel good? Does this virgin’s dick feel good? Nngh…

H: You’re so hot, eheh… I’m happy. Haa… hagh…!

H: Your pussy… your pussy seems to have a bumpy spot… and when I rub against that, ngh! Kgh! My hips… feel like they’re going to go boneless. Haa… hah… also, you’re getting tighter and tighter. You’re squeezing down so hard.

H: Mgh, are you turned on? Are you trembling inside because you feel good? Gngh! Haa… hah…

H: Then… I’ll do more… and more… I want you to feel good. If I’m the only one feeling good, then I… then I… feel like it’s unfair. Gngh… hngh…!

H: Wah! Aah… ah…! You’re… you’re clenching down! Gngh! You’re tightening…! Haa… hah…!

H: W-why? Gah! Aah… ah…

H: Did you… come? Just now, like when I licked your pussy… your legs extended and tensed. Hah… haa…! I’m so happy! Also, ngh… haa… it feels good… and I’m coming… I’m letting it out…! I’m coming… I’m coming! Haa… hah…! Gngh!

H: Ggh, ungh, I’m coming! It’s releasing…! Aah… haah…!

[11:54]

H: I came… really hard… even though it’s the fourth time today, hah… haa…

H: N-no, um…

H: … Uh, in the morning, when I thought about how I was going to see Fuwawa-san… I couldn’t calm down, so in order to keep cool… I did it once. So, counting that… it’s been four times. Haha, I haven’t come like this since I had time and masturbated an entire day during middle school holidays.

H: But this feeling of satisfication is completely different compared to back then. I’m really happy. I don’t feel empty at all.

H: When I think about, um, doing it with the person I love and releasing… eheh… Um, uh… erm… can I… kiss you again? I can? I can! Phew. *kisses*

[14:06]

H: Why are kisses so… why do they make my brain feel so fuzzy. Ngh… mm…

H: They’re sweet and somehow… they also make me happy. Mn!

H: I’m happy… I’m so happy… my whole body is tingling. Mmgh!

H: Ngh… ah! I’m pulling out…! Haa… hah…

H: Wow… your pussy is wide open. Wow! So that’s how it becomes… oh… huh… Your pussy is in the shape of my dick, eheh.

H: I-I think I might be hard again. Um… uh… is it OK? Doing it again? R-really!?

H: Thank you!

*** TRACK 4: I’ve always had feelings for you ***

H: Do you remember how you sent me a direct message before?

H: I think it was three years ago?

H: Um, it was when I blew up about people who were bragging about their hometowns. Mm, I remember. Um, I wrote this then too but… I don’t have anything I’m proud of, so… I don’t have anything special about my birth or my family.

H: I was jealous of people who were proud of their hometown or their countryside. After I said that, you said you were the same. So, at that time, I didn’t say anything as usual, but somehow I thought Fuwawa-san was bearing a lot of things too.

H: I was interested in you before, but that was what made me start to think that I liked you.

H: Somehow, um, I thought you had the same sort of… how do I say this, loneliness or feeling? It’s not like you were particularly unhappy or driven to the brink, but somewhere it felt like you weren’t satisfied… and there was a vague feeling of loneliness.

H: I started being on the internet in elementary and, when I started middle school, I also went to offline meetings. Because I couldn’t seem to fit in at school. I thought that if I could meet with someone I spoke happily to on the internet then maybe we could become friends.

[02:00]

H: But, um, it’s different, right? It’s like… everyone uses a mask when they meet people they know over the internet? Like a persona? That kind of thing is just slapped on and everyone’s good at it, huh. I thought there wasn’t anyone in the world who would understand me… I thought I’d just die absolutely lonely. I get a bit scared when I think about that…

H: The person I ended up getting to know at that time was you, Fuwawa-san. I can’t say it well, but I thought that if it was you… I felt like I was struck by lightning. It’s all one-sided, but I ended up falling in love with you on my own and… thought that if it was you then we’d be able to understand each other.

H: Because the inexplicable parts of us feel really similar. Everything… a lot of things… I like everything.

H: Every time I talk about work, you always reply and say I worked hard. Whenever I think about hearing that phrase from you, I’m able to work to the very end. Sometimes, late at night when I can’t sleep, I also like when you post weird things at those times.

H: I said this earlier, but there’s a strange feeling of a messy life in your photos and either you didn’t notice it at all or your indifference to that is also something I love. I like it too whenever you’re live posting about watching anime on Sunday mornings. I also love your weird sense of justice when you go on a blocking spree for accounts that repost other people’s pet videos.

[04:02]

H: Anyway, I love everything.

H: Ah, that’s right, I haven’t asked your real name yet.

H: Tell me?

H: O-oh… that sounds like a cute name. My name’s old-fashioned, so I don’t really like it… b-but, um… I’m called *mumbles*.

H: Kgh, embarrassing… so embarrassing…!

H: Um… in the future… will we still be meeting?

H: Do you… think I’m sort of OK?

H: R-really? Ggh…! Ah! Crap, I feel like I’m gonna cry.

H: For the first time in my life, I’ve gotten a girlfriend. *crying*

H: Mmph! *heroine kisses him*

H: Kiss? Mgh! Nn…

[05:54]

H: Somehow… it feels like a mother. Nngh…

H: Mama… I like you…

H: N-no, wait, now’s not the time to mess around, huh. I love you… I love you… I love you! I love you. I really love you. I really love you. I really love you… I want to be connected to you from now on too. U-um, I didn’t mean it in a sexual way!


Note1: I learned so many new words from all the net slang in this CD. I’m really amused to learn that the onomatopoeia for sex is “pakopako” though LOL, yes, like the one in the title. It reminds me of the Chinese one which is “papapa”.

Note2: Um, if you’re harboring any thoughts of self-harm, please contact a suicide prevention line! He brings up charcoal because charcoal-burning suicide is apparently a common way to commit suicide in Asian countries.

5 thoughts on “Off Pako Hyakuningiri (Uso) no Danshi to Raburabu ni Narumade

      Ilinox responded:
      November 15, 2020 at 15:48

      Are you going to commission them? I don’t do requests.

    peanuts said:
    November 12, 2020 at 10:14

    I’m confused, so the persona that he’s shy and a loner is real or is he still playing that while they’re at the hotel?

      Ilinox responded:
      November 12, 2020 at 10:30

      From the sounds of it, his online and offline personality are the same. He’s a shy lonely nerd, but the person he tried to put on when he met Fuwawa was a guy who had over 100 sexual encounters and could make her feel good LOL.

      That’s what he meant about meeting people in real life too. That, even if you fall for them for their internet personality (assuming it’s the true one because anonymity and all that), people still wear a mask when meeting in real life.

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