Tsukuba Manji (筑波 卍)
“World War 3 is starting! Now’s the time to run and hide in my sperm!”
Five days ago at 5:55 PM.
Just when you thought your blood-related older brother Tsukuba Tsubasa, a 21 year old NEET, was coming out of his room for the first time in three years, he said “I’ll make these into tanks that can be used in World War 3 too” and started smearing his semen on the training cars of a driving school before he was reported by the local residents.
Taken into custody by the police, Tsubasa called himself the “Heaven-sent Child of the Prayer Electromagnetic Waves, Tsukuba Manji” in jail, entered the dream of his blood-related sister—you—and sent a message with sleep-disturbance electromagnetic waves.
“Sister of mine, come to see me! At this rate, the world will be invaded by cult demons!”
Ridiculing the message told to you by Tsubasa that you saw in your dreams, you went towards the jail where Tsubasa was detained—
Thank you to anonymous for the commission! R18 warning and incest. Also, HOLY SHIT, the summary does not do this work justice and I actually cried at the end LOL the twist was very good.
Note1: Just bemoaning how the Japanese track titles are really cute because it always starts with the word “electromagnetic waves” but, unfortunately, English can’t create sentences like that so these track titles lose the cool symmetry they had going on.
*** TRACK 1: I Know Electromagnetic Waves ***
*heroine walking; opens door*
Manji: I’m so glad to see you, beloved sister of mine! You’re business-like face today is as wonderful as always. Nothing has changed while I’ve been gone?
M: Ah, come on, don’t stand there and sit down over here. You’re disturbing the electromagnetic waves in the environment. *heroine approaches and sits*
M: It’s been around 518,400 seconds since the last time I saw you like this. The first sunlight I’ve had in 157,680,000 seconds was stronger than I anticipated and I was really surprised. I’m someone who is sensitive to the natural electromagnetic waves of the sunlight and moonlight, so that was a serious problem.
M: To prevent this, please purchase the manual for noise, only for those who are hearing this. We are waiting for more operators.
M: —Oh, that’s not right, it’s been a while since I spoke to humans and my electromagnetic wave channels are messed up. Sorry about that.
M: Well then, sister of mine, this is a sudden check but have arrangements been made for my nuclear shelter hideout?
M: When I say nuclear shelter, I mean nuclear shelter. I’m sure I sent an electromagnetic signal to your brain to prepare things that can be used for World War 3. How was the electromagnetic wave to come here understood, but not that?
M: Hm? You have a strange look on your face. What’s with you? Since earlier, you haven’t tried to say anything to me.
M: Hrm? Oh, don’t tell me you’re stopping our enemies from eavesdropping? Don’t worry, I’ve spread my sperm in the four corners of this room, so sensor-type cult demons aren’t eavesdropping. You can be at ease and ask or say anything you want. *heroine stands up*
M: Ah! Huh? There shouldn’t be anything strange? If someone like you, who’s weak to offensive electromagnetic waves, doesn’t hide in my sperm nucleus, then your electromagnetic waves will be sensed. Why are you learning at that pigsty? You’re lacking in your studies.
M: … Look, me being restrained here is also because of the cult demons and off-worlders. They waited for the moment I turned the training cars to tanks to arm for World War 3 and used a dirty way to lynch me!
M: Ggh, here, look at my chest!
M: See! You can tell too, right? The aluminum foil wrapped around my heart doesn’t have the shape of a spiral! This is shameful as a warrior of the electromagnetic waves of prayer. Before World War 3 even starts, those cult demons are coming after my morale. It’s just like them! It’s a dirty way of doing things!
M: Now then, sister, I understand you haven’t prepared the shelter for World War 3. You didn’t see the electromagnetic waves either. You must be telling the truth. However, we cannot stay like this! Receiving an attack from the electromagnetic waves of a cult demon without any preparation is essentially committing suicide.
M: Presently, my master, Akabana-sama, still has the injury he received from weapons at the Battle of Dannoura about 252,002,288 seconds ago!
M: Yes, the Battle of Dannoura. Even among the electromagnetic waves organization, Akabana-sama is especially strong with Japanese electromagnetic waves. He wasn’t just at the Battle of Dannoura, but also the famous Onin War and Satsuma Rebellion, and it’s said he used his personal electromagnetic waves to greatly defeat the enemies.
M: —Uh, somehow, the electromagnetic waves in your brain have been pretty disordered since earlier. What are you so confused about?
M: Oh, I see. Certainly, you aren’t an electromagnetic warrior, so you haven’t met Akabana-sama yet, have you? Right, if I suddenly say there was someone who participated in the Onin War, it’s natural to think this person is strange.
M: Then, I’ll give a short explanation about Akabana-sama.
M: Let’s see… First, I’ll start from my meeting with Akabana-sama. Yes, it was around 94,600,000 seconds ago, when I was still the 18 year old human called Tsubasa and I went to Japan’s tallest radio tower on a high school field trip.
M: The weather was terrible that day, the kind of weather that would interfere with the electromagnetic telecommunications of us electromagnetic warriors and the things called cult demons.
M: On that day, my friend and I ate the remains of a bird on the radio tower. Then, after I finished eating that, an enormous intestine appeared in the sky.
M: Yes, intestine. Human intestines wrapped up the sun, like a snake coiling around itself. From inside, Akabana—Melody Line One-sama—appeared.
M: It seemed like, except for me, no one else could see Akabana-sama’s body.
M: I panicked, wondering if I was seeing something strange, but then Akabana-sama conveyed a message to my brain with an electromagnetic wave. I was originally someone called Tsukuba Manji and a warrior of the electromagnetic waves of prayer. Yes, that’s right, a warrior of the electromagnetic waves of prayer.
M: Apparently, that elite electromagnetic warrior, the only one capable of viewing the Akashic Records and the only one with a special electromagnetic wave capable of opposing the cult demons scheming to invade this world, was concealed within me.
M: Yes, naturally, its other place is my sperm. Akabana-sama has sent 50 investigators into the sperm I release. Akabana-sama told me that, on the dawn of the outbreak of World War 3, the electromagnetic waves of the minds and bodies of all Japanese citizens needs to evacuate into my sperm.
M: And so, for the moment that’s expected to arrive, I started to carry out arming Japan and activating the Jambaje. The Jambaje is like the work of an electromagnetic warrior and I just need to completely—
M: … Eh? I don’t need to talk anymore?
M: Uh… oh. Well, it looks like you understand the scariness of the cult demons, so that’s good! Yes, I’m glad if you understand! It looks like your electromagnetic waves are focused on World War 3 too! Mm.
M: Now, sister, you must return to our hideout and start preparing the nuclear shelter. I’ll directly send instructions to your brain through electromagnetic waves to tell you what to do. Got it?
M: Right, see you later then. Let’s meet next in 86,400 seconds, sister of mine! *heroine gets up and leaves*
*** TRACK 2: I Believe in Electromagnetic Waves ***
*heroine walking; door opens*
M: Ah, I’m so glad you came, sister of mine! It’s been about 91,300 seconds since last time. There’s been no change? *heroine approaches and sits*
M: Yes, nothing’s changed here either. By the way, those clothes are really nice. Did you shoplift them?
M: Oh, when you become like me, you can see the electromagnetic waves in other people’s body. On top of that, today miniature electromagnetic people are cleaning my brain, so I should be seeing things remarkably clearer than usual. So, did you shoplift those clothes?
M: Now then, sister, I’m sure I asked you to prepare the nuclear shelter yesterday but, looking at your attitude, you don’t seem to have done it well. Or more like, you haven’t been able to concentrate on it at all?
M: Mm, I can tell that much. After all, you and I are siblings; a special existence preordained because of our related electromagnetic waves. If we trace things back to the origin, our life force energy are identical.
M: Ahah, that’s true. Certainly, we have the same related electromagnetic waves in our bodies, but you’re not an electromagnetic warrior. However, that being said, there’s no need to look down on yourself.
M: Mhm, let’s see, to put it simply, it just happened by chance.
M: Yeah, by chance. I just coincidentally received something like, “This is a notice only for you, the person looking at this right now”, from the Electromagnetic God and I have a constitution that draws in electromagnetic waves easier than other people, that’s all.
M: Yes, that’s right.
M: That’s why, even when compared to humans who aren’t electromagnetic warriors, I’m not special in any way.
M: Humans are weak so, if I was lacking something or had a peculiarity, they would try to discover the meaning behind those. If I had to say something about that, it’s nothing more than an excuse.
M: … You think this too, don’t you? Like, why is your older brother like this? Why are you the little sister of this brother? And then you think it’s all because of these electromagnetic waves.
M: It’s the so-called deceptive electromagnetic waves.
M: Yes, officially, it’s the conspiracy of these deceptive electromagnetic waves. This happens easier in people with low level electromagnetic waves but, up until now in your life, haven’t you thought, even once, about things like “This thing in the world is because of ‘x'” or “This didn’t go well for me because of ‘x'”?
M: Yeah, if you live normally, anyone would think of this, right? However, that’s also being caught in the cult demons’ schemes, so to speak. Yes, schemes. Nothing purely bad exists in this entire world. For example, even if you were a murderer who killed his wife and child. If that person was a husband who had been cheated on, then you would think the main reason for him being a murderer was his wife, right?
M: That’s right, that’s what’s normally thought. However, according to electromagnetic waves, that’s wrong. Even if the main reason the husband killed the wife was because his wife cheated on him. Without exception, there is an attached emotion like failure there.
M: Mm, for example, the eyes of society. Even if the husband had a divorce, the stress of living as a human who had been cheated on after that would exist in his future. In addition, this might not be directly related to the murder, but what if, for example, the husband wasn’t doing well at work or his relationship with his child was bad. Every morning, he feels the urge to murder the dog that barks at him, he feels an urge to murder the full train, he feels an urge to murder his boring TV, and he feels an urge to murder at a telephone call that just won’t connect.
M: Everyone feels an urge to murder at everything in their daily lives. Moreover, every human also unconsciously makes someone else feel murderous. In a way, humanity as a whole are indirect murderers.
M: Mm, but the cult demons turn those into offensive electromagnetic waves to others. They turn the electromagnetic waves into ones that make you think only of the conspiracy that the world and other people have sinister designs so that you can create a cause for yourself.
M: My colleague, the Electromagnetic Warrior of Wishes, was done in by our enemies and these conspiracy-filled deceptive electromagnetic waves. At all the maternity and gynaecology departments, he dedicated himself to these wishes of unfamiliar pregnant women, “I hope I can give birth to a healthy child”, as a Jambaje but…
M: Ggh, one day, the deceptive electromagnetic waves happened and he got the idea of including labor-inducing cult demon substance into the music playing in a maternity and gynaecology department… and without waiting for the start of World War 3… he committed suicide.
M: The life span of us electromagnetic warriors are short—*piercing ringing* and we… *heroine wavers*
M: Uh, sister of mine! There’s a new electromagnetic wave reaction! Are you alright!?
M: Your ears are ringing? Is it possible you’re receiving a new electromagnetic transmission at this time? *piercing ringing*
M: Ah, it must hurt. It must be painful, right? I’ll cure you right now. Hup! *casts something*
M: Mgh! Alright, it looks like the electromagnetic wave inside you went out. I think your ears will still ring today, so go back to our hideout for now and rest.
M: Yeah, I’ll always be waiting here. You can just send me an electromagnetic wave, sister. That’s our sibling bond.
*** TRACK 3: Electromagnetic Waves are Enticing ***
M: Ah… you’re awake at last, sister. You didn’t respond no matter how many times I called you, so I was about to crack open your skull. *ringing ears*
M: What’s wrong? You still don’t look very well somewhere. Is there anything unusual with your body?
M: There’s a ringing noise in your ears? Is that the same as yesterday and there’s some kind of message being told to your ears?
M: I see, it’s just noise? Then it doesn’t seem like any kind of suicidal electromagnetic waves or murderous electromagnetic waves. Lately, there’s been few electromagnetic wave crimes, so I can only think that you’re trying to receive electromagnetic waves of your own initiative. After all, with the approach of World War 3, the world is carrying its schemes out to the extreme too.
M: Hm? The moon is red? Of course! That’s because… the moon being red is natural! The moon is red as a matter of course, isn’t it?
M: The full moon is stretching itself out and declaring, “I’m going to slaughter you guys soon.”
M: Even if you say it’s strange, the fact the moon is dyed red like this means you’re receiving electromagnetic waves. There’s a window in the jail and, as I’m the reincarnation of Mother Goose, the earth turns twice around the celestial bodies, Novalis is receiving electromagnetic waves, and before long World War 3—*ears ringing*
M: I understand, I understand, little sister. Your confusion, your deceptions, your anxieties, your shock, your conscience, your expired bread, your outdated computer, your sleeveless dress and operation number…
M: Ah, sister of mine, I’m a guardian and cute so I’ll be delicious if you eat me. Aah, I want to borrow a room.
M: … I got it. I’ll cure you, sister of mine. To subdue the ringing in your ears, you need to have sex with me, your blood-related relative.
M: Now then, I’m going to break the wall. Hah… *clears throat; wall collapses*
M: Hm? The wall here? For a human who can use electromagnetic waves, this sort of thing is like hanpen. So long as I can cure your ringing ears, then I can manipulate electromagnetic waves and destroy this at once.
M: Ngh, huh? What are you resisting for? You can just leave your entire treatment to me.
M: Hah? In front of World War 3, being siblings or blood-related doesn’t matter. Plus, even if it’s you, don’t imagine my future for me as you please.
M: Don’t tell me electromagnetic waves have fried your brain?
M: Mm… *kisses* Don’t worry, relax, sister of mine. As your older brother, I’ll remake your electromagnetic wave antenna. Nngh… *kisses*
M: Sister, this is quite a serious injury. As we exchange saliva, your electromagnetic waves are coiling around my brain beyond repair. Mngh… *kisses*
M: Haa… hah… how is it? Is there still a ringing noise in your ears?
M: I see! Good. But we can’t drop our guard. Until I say we’re good, I’m going to continue sending you my related electromagnetic waves.
M: Hm, I see. These are… the mounds of your chest. When I knead your nipples, your heartbeat gets quicker.
M: I feel strange for some reason. When I suck on your chest like this, I remember sucking on our mother’s breasts. Mm…
M: Sure enough, the flesh and blood you is different. You’re cuter than you are when I ravish you in my head and it turns me on.
M: Hm? Well, yeah, when electromagnetic waves that don’t suit my body enter my brain, my sex drive tends to get triggered. Enticed by the electromagnetic waves, when I think about having anal sex with women, there were times when I humped telephone poles.
M: More importantly… mm… since earlier, underneath your skirt, there seems to be the smell of a womb. One that forcibly boils all the blood in my body and my electromagnetic waves… It’s a smell that’s quite to my liking. Haa… hah…
M: Now, it’s time for sexual intercourse. Mating. The moment we bind our relations together. From here, I’m going to slam my expanded and hard penis into my sister’s vagina in and out, pour in the same genes that were distributed to us from our mother, and receive the same electromagnetic waves as you.
M: Now, I’m starting.
M: Ngh…! Mmgh… hah… it’s tight… I should have subjugated your electromagnetic waves from the outside once. Nrgh, this feeling…!
M: Haah… hagh… it’s hot. It hurts… it feels good… ah… Right now, we’re connected, right?! It’s slippery inside and soaking… mgh… you’re convulsing deep inside.
M: Gngh… hah… I know I must treat you carefully but, mgh, I want to move soon. Haa… hah… I see, then I won’t be reserved. Ggh! Mgh! *thrusting*
M: Huh? Don’t worry, don’t think about anything. No matter what happens, I’ll… ngh… protect you. Hah… hagh… I won’t… I’ll never… let you go. I won’t hand you over, nrgh, not even to the cult demons. *kisses; thrusting*
M: Don’t worry, as long as you’re beside me, nrgh, it’ll be okay. Haa… mrgh…!
M: Let me protect you. Just always… let me… protect you? Gngh… hagh…! *kisses; thrusting*
M: Nngh… hah…! Huh? Haha, ah, me too… I’m about to come. Haah… hah…
M: You too… Let’s… let’s… come together? Hah… hagh…!
M: I’m coming…! I’m coming! Gngh… mgh! *he orgasms*
M: Haah… haa…
M: You’re full of my sperm inside. Has the ringing in your ears settled?
M: Haha, I see, I’m glad.
M: Even inside the electromagnetic waves, there’s something especially oppressive coming. I wonder if it’s because I had sex with you?
M: Hm? Oh, no, I’m fine—*ears ringing* Ggh! Mrgh… gngh…!
M: What!? What… is this electromagnetic wave!? Ngh…! Where’s it coming from!? *ears ringing*
M: Ah! Hey! Outside…! Look outside!
M: The cult demons… the moon…! They’re trying to start World War 3!
*** TRACK 4: Electromagnetic Waves Press In ***
M: Don’t worry. You don’t have to be scared, it’ll be alright. Hold onto me. We’re going to run away right now. Ggh! *walls collapse*
M: Kgh! Sure enough, atrocious electromagnetic waves are stretched around this space. At this rate, heading to the hideout and nuclear shelter will be dangerous too.
M: Mm! Let’s go to the roof! Follow me.
M: Ah! *distant lasers; distant explosions*
M: … The sky is already dyed bright red. Disintegration electromagnetic waves are covering the world. Their invasion has begun!
M: You’re… right. It’s… like this now. I don’t want to admit it, but in several minutes I’m sure this world will end. A new world, created by the cult demons, will begin. It’s mortifying, but my offensive electromagnetic waves and the attacks of other electromagnetic warriors won’t be able to get a solid hit in at all, even if we cooperate.
M: Ah… y-yeah. If only we had a hidden ace up our sleeve to use as a last electromagnetic wave attack, but we’re already… *distant lasers; distant explosions*
M: I know, sister of mine. In truth, this world doesn’t have a World War 3. There also aren’t any electromagnetic warriors other than me. The cult demons also aren’t coming.
M: … The person here isn’t Tsukuba Manji, but Tsukuba Tsubasa… and you’re my pitiful little sister, going along with my delusions. *distant lasers; distant explosions; distant machine guns*
M: I’ve been thinking about this all the time since 5 years ago. In this world, without our dad and mom, how are the two of us supposed to live? How was I to smile in this world while protecting the small you? And then what I thought of was this.
M: Sister, you’ve done well in coming here. You’ve done well… in going along with Manji’s delusions up to here. Haha, but… that’s also over now. The Prayer Electromagnetic Warrior, Tsukuba Manji, is going to protect his one and only precious sister in World War 3… and, while losing Tsubasa as the electromagnetic warrior, he will save this world. Then Manji… will never hear electromagnetic waves again.
M: … But that’s alright. I’m okay now. Because I don’t need the power of electromagnetic waves anymore. From now on, as Tsukuba Tsubasa who threw away the power of electromagnetic waves… as your one and only older brother, I’ve decided to live once more.
M: *hugs heroine* I’m scared of tomorrow coming. I’m scared of coming into contact with people. I’m scared of going outside. In particular, what I’m most scared of is sleeping. After I sleep at night and wake up in the morning… just like before I sleep, I didn’t have conclusive proof that you would be with me.
M: Then, as I didn’t sleep at all, dreams and reality gradually became vague. I couldn’t distinguish between delusions and reality and I ran away into many fantasies. I no longer saw reality.
M: Then, before I knew it, I created the convenient delusion of electromagnetic waves and there I started thinking of creating a happy world with the four of us as a family. *distant lasers; distant explosions*
M: In these 5 years, I saw a long dream. I was the Prayer Electromagnetic Warrior and, if I prayed, I could attack and heal. Dad and mom were regeneration-type electromagnetic wave users and they were electromagnetic warriors who wouldn’t die like they did in reality.
M: Hm? You…
M: Haha, that’s right. For you… I didn’t think about it even once for some reason. I guess, in the end, I wanted you to live in reality.
M: Sorry for not being your favorite brother at the very end.
M: Mm. I’m wrapped up in a warm electromagnetic wave, so I’m going to go now.
M: … It’s extremely hard and painful to live in the real world that’s not a lie… but I don’t want to betray the you inside me anymore. Because you taught me that, no matter how hard things are, as long as I move forward then maybe even impossible delusions might one day become reality. In the end, confronting living is something like that, right?
M: Yeah, it’ll be alright. I’m not alone anymore. Our parents are in my memories, and I have you beside me. So… I’m okay now.
M: Thank you for everything up to now, sister of mine, and… goodbye.
M: *walks to edge* After this, I’m going to commence the last electromagnetic wave attack. Each and every electromagnetic wave in this world: delusions, misfortune, nightmares, death, I will take all of them and drag them down to death in the past together with me! The future for me after this is only dreams and happiness!
*** TRACK 5: Did You Hear the Electromagnetic Waves? ***
M: Ngh! This place…?! Where is this place!? After that, I…
M: You’re safe, sister of mine? Wait, that’s not right anymore. Hahaha!
M: Don’t worry, I’m sorry for making you worry. It was long, wasn’t it? I made you wait for an extremely long time… I’m sorry.
M: *hugs heroine* I’m really glad to wake up like this and have you beside me. I’m not scared of sleeping anymore either.
M: Mm? Ah, wait! You can’t call the nurses right now. I woke up after 5 years, so let’s spend some time as siblings without outsiders around. I don’t feel strange anywhere at all. Just for a little while, until the doctor comes… alright?
M: Mhm, I know. In these 5 years, after that traffic accident, I’ve been sleeping the entire time.
M: Haha, I wonder? Maybe the electromagnetic waves told me.
M: Hehe, just kidding! I’ve had enough of electromagnetic waves. Although, at the end, it was warm and gentle…
M: Hm? Haha, mm-mm, it’s nothing. *hugs heroine*
M: … Thank you. For staying beside me all this time. For saving me. Also… I’m home. From here on, we’ll always be together.